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May 12
Can't believe #StayHungry is 42 years old; the #TwistedSister album that capped one of rock n roll's great three album streaks, and the gateway drug for many a rock True Believer - courtesy of @deesnider ,@jayjayfrench ,@EddieOjeda , Mark "The Animal" Mendoza &AJ Pero (RIP).
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Apr 28
My daughter asked me to get us all tickets to Scotland so she can go to a writer's retreat. Only 90 people out of 5000 get in so I played the odds so as to look like Superdad "Certainly, oh potential chooser of my nursing home" said I.
Guess where I'm going in November?
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5 Dec 2025
yee fuckin haw...
I mean yee jodido haw... or something like that.
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7 Mar 2025
So anyway, I yawned, scratched my arse, had a look around and fuck me if I didn't find myself in a world where people, without smirking, put the words "rapid unscheduled disassembly" where, in saner times, the word "explosion" would have been. I sighed and went back to bed.
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24 Oct 2024
I've noticed that the presence of the word "truth" in someone's Twitter/X handle greatly increases the possibility that the person behind it wouldn't know the truth if it stood up in their porridge. #truth #conspiracytheory
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15 Oct 2024
So, day 1 of my early (& maybe temporary) retirement Part 1.
Finally have a second or two to myself occasionally so far heavy music heavily features EG: Finished #Frats by @deesnider & started #Forfactssake by Bob Daisley (great & very promising respectively)
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15 Oct 2024
Speaking of all things @deesnider check out this lost Snider Family classic
youtu.be/wDxtDwpd_7E?si=vrXY…
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28 Jun 2024
Man, cats are tricky! Mine has craftily disguised herself as a puddle of fur that demands food at regular intervals.
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Geoff Secombe retweeted
14 Jun 2023
COUNTRY CUP 🤠: Port Macquarie hosts the Wauchope Cup on Sunday. Check out the field and barriers, it'll be race 7 at 3.45pm 👇
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1 Mar 2023
After spending all of this century and a bit of the last refusing to let cancer beat her, my mother finally put her cue in the rack on Monday. People say that Kat and I got our physical features from Dad but we definitely got our middle fingers from our mother!
R.I.P.
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Geoff Secombe retweeted
25 Nov 2022
Walking down the stairs like John Cleese is strictly prohibited.
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7 Jun 2022
I'm no royalist, but man, no one told me that the Queen knows Paddington Motherfucking Bear! theguardian.com/uk-news/vide…
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12 Feb 2022
Seriously?! I suspect #ScottMorrison has recently run over his media advisor's dog. All is not lost though. If he can somehow harness the energy generated by Marc Hunter spinning in his grave, Australia will never need coal again.
11 Feb 2022
13 Oct 2021
A while back, #ClivePalmer was anally pineappled by @deesnider and UMG for what he did to We're Not Gonna Take It. Now he's had his fat arse handed to him in an unrelated WA court case. Just another installment of karmic comeuppance for his crimes against rock and roll. Ha ha!
3 Oct 2021
Before today I was unfamiliar with the #mormon terms #soaking and #jumphumping. Wow. Next time Mormons appear on my doorstep I'll have questions for them. Might also ask why they are all called "Elder so-and-so" even though I've had hangovers live longer than most of them.
26 Sep 2021
The words "acting Prime Minister #BarnabyJoyce " concern me. Barnaby is not a bad name for a teddy bear, and an excellent name for a dog with floppy ears, but I'm not convinced that anyone called Barnaby should be involved in running a country.
30 Aug 2021
If I was fascinated by words (which I am) and interested in the origins of surnames (which, to a lesser degree, I also am) I may find the similarities between my very own surname and the word "acersecomic" of passing interest. Acersecomic refers to one who has never had a haircut
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19 Aug 2021
#RIPSeanLock undisputed master of #CarrotInABox . The world is a less funny place... and as the more observant may have noted, the world absolutely does not need to be any less fucking funny right now.
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13 Mar 2021
In athletics news... the world high jump record was shattered today when I was strolling along the hallway with my brain in neutral and encountered a brown snake coming out of my bedroom. I don't anticipate sleeping for some time.