I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise
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21 Apr 2023
And we have our winner!
The best Peep Show episode decided by you is Marks Wedding!
Thanks for your votes it’s been fun!
Hortensia? Oh this is a fucking disaster.
#PeepShowdown
cc: @DobbyClub06 @PodcastPharaohs @bigmadandy @Claytoncast
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Jun 13
All the money in the world and not a single, actual friend.
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The fear of being called racist was greater than dealing with Henry Nowak’s murder.
We should respond to this with pure cold rage.
Britain’s historic way of life is being thrown away.
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May 26
We should’ve all been at home playing gta VI today 😢
2 May 2025
Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.
rockstargames.com/newswire
ALT Grand Theft Auto VI is Now Coming May 26, 2026 Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026. We are very sorry that this is later than you expected. The interest and excitement surrounding a new Grand Theft Auto has been truly humbling for our entire team. We want to thank you for your support and your patience as we work to finish the game. With every game we have released, the goal has always been to try and exceed your expectations, and Grand Theft Auto VI is no exception. We hope you understand that we need this extra time to deliver at the level of quality you expect and deserve. We look forward to sharing more information with you soon. Sincerely, Rockstar Games
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Apr 12
It’s tweets like this that show why Nadine Dorries is one of my favourite comedians
Forget the Tories who took you for fools.
It’s the only way. Vote @reformparty_uk
Community note
Nadine Dorries was a Tory for 30 years.
She was personally responsible for legislation she now campaigns against, such as the online safety act.
gov.uk/government/new…
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Mar 14
EXCL: Richard Tice avoided £600K in corporation tax after acquiring legal status which experts say is rarely seen for a firm like his
Reform MP then channeled dividends to offshore trust, pension vehicle and dormant entities — many of which didn’t pay tax thetimes.com/uk/politics/art…
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Mar 5
Why are @RoyalMail whos whole business is to deliver packages so incapable of doing just that? Every time I have a package from RM they can't deliver it because I'm out
I live in a block with 10 other buzzers the guy could press to leave it in the secure communal area. Do that!
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Mar 4
And he still couldn’t get close to winning 😂
Mar 3
#Reform’s Matt Goodwin has been officially reported to the Electoral Commission for Campaign Spending Fraud in the Gorton and Denton ByElection.
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Mar 4
Might as well be in Butlins
Mar 1
It’s 3am in a Dubai club right now and the place is alive. You can’t beat this city.
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Feb 19
👏🏼👏🏼
Feb 19
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, the BBC understands bbc.in/3OQ7BmL
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Feb 17
Education and skills, Suella Braverman…
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Feb 17
🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage has announced Reform's first Shadow Cabinet in full
Chancellor - Robert Jenrick
Deputy PM and Energy, Business, Trade and Housing - Richard Tice
Home Secretary - Zia Yusuf
Education, Skills and Equalities - Suella Braverman
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Feb 15
Prediction: Restore Britain is going to be basically a 2026 National Front.
Feb 14
A British passport doesn’t make you British.
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Feb 7
Wonder how much @elonmusk has donated to this?
Or @JeffBezos?
Or @RoyalFamily?
Or any other billionaires that harp on about helping people?
BREAKING🚨: More than 54,000 people have donated to scientists Mariano Barbacid.
We don't need anyone .... we the people are enough
Lets do this... donate here: criscancer.org/barbacid/inde…
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Feb 4
Time for these billionaires to do something useful with their lives…
BREAKING🚨: Mariano Barbacid, who discovered a cure for pancreatic cancer, needs €30M to begin human clinical trials.
The treatment has already successfully eliminated the disease in mice.
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Feb 4
And there are people out that believe these are the competent ones...
Feb 3
👀🚨Meanwhile, while Mandelson scandal is galloping along, I hear that Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman ended up WITH LABOUR MPs in the AYE lobby on lifting two child benefit cap.
A source tells me they “got on their phones trying to get instructions from Farage as to whether they should be there or not”
“They tried to leave at one point but got trapped as the doors were locked”
Reform source confirms this happened & says it was a ‘genuine mistake’ & neither MP registered a vote. All other Reform MPs voted against….
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Jan 23
Hard to argue with the points made here tbf
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Jamie retweeted
18 Aug 2025
Jenrick is a fraud. I’ve alway thought so, this quote proves it.
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Jan 12
Feel like “told you so” doesn’t carry enough weight to use here…
Jan 11
🚨 NEW: All of Reform's 12 councils will raise council tax this year despite pledging not to in campaigns
Some of the planned rises include:
Worcestershire - 10%
Derbyshire - 4.99%
West Northamptonshire - 4.99%
Kent - 3.99%
Staffordshire - 3.99%
[@thetimes]
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