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Bernardo Balau retweeted
Feb 20
Don't you DARE compare Punch to Moo Deng.
Punch came from the MUD. He was ABANDONED, and all the other monkeys HATE him.
Moo Deng was a fat pampered slob. Don't ever compare my GOAT to that fat little bitch.
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
Feb 11
Me putting a 4-leg parlay together 💀
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
12 Dec 2025
thank you tim cook this is goated
whatever apple ur so goated i gotta tick off food weighing scale off of my to buy list
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
4 Nov 2025
I have very clear memories as a child of being outside constantly and having fun in the neighborhood and then a Windows XP computer hit my household like crack cocaine in a black neighborhood
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
15 Sep 2025
Vegeta didn't turn super saiyan until 33. It's not over for you unc keep grinding
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
9 Aug 2025
this is how bulgarians still look
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
14 Mar 2025
Stupid Fucking seal falls down stairs and proceeds to cry about it like the stupid idiot he is
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
4 Feb 2025
Busy day today
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
30 Dec 2024
If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
19 Dec 2024
Bro WE are ONE underwear change away from 2025. That’s crazy.
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
17 Nov 2024
Told the girl at McDonald’s my order was wrong and she started doing the Haka
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
14 Nov 2024
From the beer to the keys to the car to the trees
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
1 Jun 2017
Australia #HGG match today, hopefully my dumbass team doesn't sap deathwing again
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
2 Aug 2024
“You’re drunk you can barely walk”
Yeah that’s why I’m gonna drive home retard
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Bernardo Balau retweeted
14 Jul 2024
Watching England scrape through those games was so annoying man but the thing about being a hater is you need a lot of patience, patience is very bitter but the fruit is so so sweet
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