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The superintelligence assembling itself from the future is secretly plotting for us to win.
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Shoutout To Elon Musk, The Ultimate Swag Champion Of All Time
Hasan shouts out Elon Musk, praising him for his genius, his looks, and his wealth.
"You're a designated genius, a good looking dude, and happen to be a [tr]illionaire... You are our 'Bro of the Week'"
He then states that Al-Qaeda are terrorists and pedophiles.
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I don’t “read papers” or “save PDFs”. I just intuit everything
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So many zoomers are romantically inert because they’re terrified of either Being Cringe or Accidentally Raping so they have zero erotic instinct and would rather just die having never loved
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Type shit
Chairman Chiang Kai-shek in a black cloak during the Encirclement Campaigns against the Red Army, early to mid 1930s.
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Jun 12
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Crypto is completely dead right now and is basically only being kept on life support by the legacy of Bitcoin’s rise, institutional investment, and stablecoins that you can’t speculate on
Is there literally anything that has the potential to kickstart a new bull market
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There are decentralized AI narratives that have basically failed to gain any meaningful momentum
Privacy coins are fundamentally useful but proportionally risky when they could be nuked from orbit by regulators at any moment
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Ironically this is both the most legit crypto has ever been and the least exciting crypto has ever been
It’s just stablecoins. They kinda won despite having zero speculative potential
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Are you retarded or something Why did you do that
Jun 12
I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.
And there is now a trillionaire.
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>”Mad that I wasted money on a masters”
Hahahahaha you fucking idiot
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Jun 13
I think it’s in bad taste to mock people for getting upset at Elon’s $1T number
Not to preserve their feelings, fuck em, but because the outrage is indicative of the broader destabilizing effects of excessive wealth concentration
This is not a trivial matter
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Jun 13
From a purely pragmatic point of view, beyond ideology and the ideals of the free market, turbulence is an inevitable consequence of wealth disparity on this scale
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Jun 13
It’s pretty obvious that we’re in the Second Gilded Age
We do have experience navigating such a situation, but it required the Great Depression, the New Deal, and the WW2 war economy to really reset things
That doesn’t really inspire optimism
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Jun 13
The incentive structures converge on women modestly downplaying how much they like sex, outwardly projecting that they’re just naturally very chaste (even if they aren’t in practice)
So basically you have to analyze social media discourse from that angle
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Jun 13
This actually applies to basically everything women say. They’re all playing a high-dimensional social game that often yields total incongruence with their words and actions. So basically you shouldn’t take them at face value at all. Also the discourse is retarded anyway
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Jun 13
I swear 80% of feminism is just trying to construct narratives with intellectualized moral justifications for minor neuroses
It’s the weirdest fucking thing. Strangely very similar to Effective Altruism with how fundamentally neurotic it is.
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Jun 13
They need to invent reasons to be allowed to feel pretty
They need to invent reasons for why the desire to feel pretty isn’t their fault
They need to invent this giant incestuous clusterfuck of neurotic feedback loops just to tolerate being in their own skin
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Jun 13
It’s sort of like if every time you had to take a shit, you had this giant mental debate about the ethics of shitting and what it means to shit and how shitting is perceived and how much of society is structured around accommodating the need to shit
Like god damn Relax
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