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Why is THIS my current magnum opus?
Replying to @TAHK0
I will now insert a meme I stole from YouTube and was credited there, as it was a Redditors meme originally. Anyway
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the implication of disneyland existing inside the toy story universe implies that disney exists and kingdom hearts is also owned by disney where kh also sells on nintendo consoles to where deltarune also sells on switch meaning that friend inside me is canon
A new clip from Pixar’s ‘Toy Story 5’ has been released. In theaters on June 19th.
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Is this guy retarded or what? Sounds like he’s describing cerebral palsy, not fucking autism
RFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.
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22 Jan 2016
Did someone order a fucking baller?
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Not joking but @elonmusk should have to pay for this right? You broke it, why do we all have to pay for it?
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026
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Eating these has given me a wipe timer! #3HoursToLive
Finally eating my Destiny 2 Poptarts! 🔥🔥🔥
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>US withdraws all forces >300 billion for Iran >US unfreezes all assets >US removes all sanctions >US reopens Iranian oil exports >obama nuclear deal reinstated
Saudi outlet Al Arabiya is publishing, it claims, the memorandum of understanding between the United States and Iran. Its clauses, in brief: - An immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon. - The U.S. will immediately lift the naval blockade on Iran and prevent “any interference” on the matter. - The U.S. will withdraw all its forces from the region within a month of concluding a final agreement. - Iran will lift the Hormuz blockade within a month. - The U.S. and its “regional partners” commit to formulating a plan for Iran’s reconstruction — funded with at least 300 billion dollars. - If the final agreement is implemented, the U.S. will remove all current sanctions on Iran, including all U.N. and IAEA resolutions. - Iran commits: “We will never produce nuclear weapons.” The issue of enriched uranium will be settled in the final agreement. Until such an agreement is reached, the U.S. allows Iran to remain in the current status quo of its nuclear program. - The U.S. will authorize the export of Iranian crude oil — including banking, insurance, and shipping — and Washington will release all frozen Iranian funds.
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On camera, Don Jr. pulls out a little baggie with white powder at his father's birthday party.
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When the public is surging in vitamin overdoes, you know you've failed as a Health and Human Services secretary. VITAMIN OVERDOSES.
Vitamin A overdoses in children increased 38.7% in 2025 after RFK Jr. repeatedly claimed that Vitamin A could treat measles.
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So, we've been seeing some interesting videos where Guardians are doing near infinite damage to bosses thanks in part to unintended Artifact perk stacking. Quite hilarious to watch, to be honest! While we're planning a fix (next week likely), we think this is a bit fun. Go ahead. Get out there, beat up on Atheon. Destroy some bosses. Do your thing. Just to note: we will be disabling Artifacts in Crucible/Gambit to protect Guardians from being on the receiving end of this. We tried to come up with a name. The Artifactening? Sure. Why not. If you have a better suggestion... throw it our way. All in all, it's Monument of Triumph. Do some crazy stuff. Send us your videos. Have some fun. Be Brave.
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Oh, oh I’m never forgiving Pete Parsons
The Shooting Range in the Tower has been updated with a Jukebox, static damageable targets, new combatants, and more! Try it out today.
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This is funnier that it should be omg
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ミッキークラブハウス 全部声で再現 (英語Ver.) BGM:me fuckin' mickey:me fuckin' narration:me fuckin' outfield voice:me fuckin' donald duck:me fuckin' daisy:me fuckin' dog:me
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my stupid racist chud son that i absolutely fucking hate
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Commercial advertising, product placements, and corporate-sponsored promotions are explicitly prohibited on national parklands. The White House lawn is a unit of the National Park System. It also violates standard Anti-Vending and Solicitation Laws as well as misuse of public funds and government endorsement ethics. Everything this administration does spits in the face of our laws. Everything is a grift.
Lmao thought they canceled Bud Light
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Trump may as well have called the rest of us peasants. According to him, it wasn’t workers who built America. It was rich guys like him and his cabinet: “These people built the country, not the complainers. The complainers didn’t build the country…. Whether it’s fishermen or farmers or anything else. Me. Guys like me, they built the country. And you know, I watch all these ingrates, they’re always complaining, complaining. They didn’t build anything, they couldn’t build anything.”
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"Thank you for walking with me all these years."
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