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Gitz  @Gitz__

Street Oracle. Mapping the frequency where the math meets the noise. Satire is the only logic left. Pure Chaos Theory

Joined November 2013
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Kenya 1 - 0 Morocco (Aug 2025 CHAN) remains their last defeat. Morocco just drew 1-1 with Brazil in the World Cup. By transitive football logic… Kenya can beat Brazil
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Kibet@KibetBrima
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I really Respect this Gitz guy.Jamaa moved from selling cars to Full time hater of William Ruto.😂😂
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Kibet@KibetBrima
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I really Respect this Gitz guy.Jamaa moved from selling cars to Full time hater of William Ruto.😂😂
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Brazil has become washed up. Pray for anyone supporting them.
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Jay
@_mr_mutinda
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A photo you want to recreate 2026?
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Sporty TV ain't showing the Qatar match 😤
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Brazil 🇧🇷 have NEVER lost a World Cup opener in the modern era. They're untouchable with 17 Wins. Morocco will be facing an impossible mission.
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Just found this character trying to steal water from the Indian Ocean 😭😭😭
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I'm starting not to like this new Twitter Update.
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Mavin Mabonga
@Mabonga_254
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How does the devil look like?
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Fagia the floor right after the person walks out and collect the dust footprints, Mix it with ashes from a burnt piece of paper containing their name, take it to a busy crossroad when no one's watching & throw the dust away.
Mbithe@_mbithee
Jun 12
Wachawi on my tl , unatoa aje mtu kwa Chupa? There is a soul I want to set free 😭
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If you enjoyed the South Africa hate watch, you ain't seen nothing yet. Morocco is going to catch the whole smoke tonight vs Brazil. We haven't forgot about the towel, AFCON robbery or anything.
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The richest women in the World are the ones that have divorced these rich men.
Ja Loka
@_fels1
Jun 13
Where is the 2/3 gender rule when the world needs it?
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DCI can't find them but ukicriticize Ruto wanajua where you live in hours.
I am Chege
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The same goons captured on camera robbing pedestrians along the Kenyatta Avenue are the same ones who were hired by John Mbadi, the chief senior skunk and hooligan, to attack congregants at the Kenya Human Rights Commission during a national budget engagement forum.
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Propaganda I'm not buying.
Jay
@_mr_mutinda
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Na vijana mpate watoto mapema. Hii pesa mnatafuta huwa haitoshi.
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Nicco Sacco's license was revoked but bado zimejaa kwa barabara.
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Naona mmenifikisha 550 followers
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Israel’s Health Ministry has proposed temporarily restricting entry for non-citizens and non-residents who visited Kenya in the 21 days before arrival, as a precautionary measure despite the country having no recorded outbreak.
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The verification badge is 40% off for new users.
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I can now say I'm a plant Dad 🥰
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