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So... time to talk about an experience I've had before...
I was on a spaceship to go deal with a small galactic threat because the GDA told me to. But my ship got shot down and crash landed on some alien planet with fish... and it was almost all underwater.
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Are you genuinely fucking serious zzz?
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Can people accept the fact that to be a fan of a game... you actually have to play the game?
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I personally loved project hail mary, great movie ngl.
why do so many people hate phm??? like ofc youโre allowed to not like a film but i donโt understand why itโs so widely disliked by so many people on filmtwt
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You know what fuck it I'm muting the term gameplay and shit for an entire day or more can y'all stop fucking arguing let me have funny shit on my tl
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Hamburger damnburger I'm to lazy to right an actual tweet
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Calling yourself a gamer when you don't play games is like calling yourself a vegan when you jerk off dead squirrels
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Damn, Someone Stole My Skateboard. Fuck Man. Fuck.
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He ain't wrong tho
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Thank you chazington, this video made me feel
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Not seeing much parodies again so please reply if you're a parody acc
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Sheโs gay.
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I'm outside, yeah it's rainy... in the summer, doesn't make sense but it's fucking nice.
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Please don't tell me someone UNIRONICALLY likes this song
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White people love getting cucked for some reason
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Rex-splode (previously wheatley) retweeted
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These niggas like Kyogre and Groudon
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Drake just joined Kendrick Lamar as the only rappers in history to surpass 100M monthly listeners on Spotify
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Hey peter
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59 followers yeah this is bait
literally just slop against slop
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Rex-splode (previously wheatley) retweeted
Femtanyl is bad because their songs are dogshit
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First skin with ZERO sales
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The Boys characters and the color of their pee ๐งต
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