The best goddamn guardian of the globe!(PARODY) (Admin is a minor) (@Rowleton178613 Is my alt for wheatley)

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So... time to talk about an experience I've had before... I was on a spaceship to go deal with a small galactic threat because the GDA told me to. But my ship got shot down and crash landed on some alien planet with fish... and it was almost all underwater. [ ]
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Are you genuinely fucking serious zzz?
Sunbringer model art Via Hiragara #ZenlessZoneZero #ZZZ
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Can people accept the fact that to be a fan of a game... you actually have to play the game?
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I personally loved project hail mary, great movie ngl.
why do so many people hate phm??? like ofc youโ€™re allowed to not like a film but i donโ€™t understand why itโ€™s so widely disliked by so many people on filmtwt
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You know what fuck it I'm muting the term gameplay and shit for an entire day or more can y'all stop fucking arguing let me have funny shit on my tl
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Hamburger damnburger I'm to lazy to right an actual tweet
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Calling yourself a gamer when you don't play games is like calling yourself a vegan when you jerk off dead squirrels
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Rex-splode (previously wheatley) retweeted
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Damn, Someone Stole My Skateboard. Fuck Man. Fuck.
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He ain't wrong tho
Take his phone
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Thank you chazington, this video made me feel
NEW VIDEO, about comic dubs and comic dub content farms
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Not seeing much parodies again so please reply if you're a parody acc
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for the 10 millionth time
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I'm outside, yeah it's rainy... in the summer, doesn't make sense but it's fucking nice.
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Please don't tell me someone UNIRONICALLY likes this song
Watch Jaxโ€™s emote be this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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White people love getting cucked for some reason
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These niggas like Kyogre and Groudon
Drake just joined Kendrick Lamar as the only rappers in history to surpass 100M monthly listeners on Spotify
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Hey peter
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59 followers yeah this is bait
literally just slop against slop
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Femtanyl is bad because their songs are dogshit
"Femtanyl is bad because their songs are loud"
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First skin with ZERO sales
BREAKING: the NickEh30 icon skin is back in the item shop
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The Boys characters and the color of their pee ๐Ÿงต
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