Still waiting for my flying car. Don't leave your bacon unattended around me!
Joined August 2008
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Jun 14
Congratulations to the Knicks and their fans. Nothing honors a championship quite like torching five buses used to transport children to school. Headlines should be...
"Knicks win. School bus loses. Tough night for education."
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Jun 14
I literally broke into emergency travel snacks before the first flight. #ReweyAirportPhoto #AlwaysBlackAndWhite
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Jun 11
[UPDATE] On the plus side, the Tesla windshield has been replaced.
The Downside: The shop broke the driver's side window.
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Jun 11
If anyone needs a Tesla windshield with a new giant crack...I got you covered :)
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Jun 8
Magnitude: 6.4
Time (Local): 06/08/2026 2:00 pm
Time (UTC): 06/08/2026 18:00 UTC
Depth (km): 33.0
118 km WNW of Mantua, Cuba
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Jun 5
Serious question. White socks or black socks?
I'm trying to determine if I look like a golfer, a suburban dad, or a guy who got dressed during a power outage.
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Jun 1
I reached that age where a good evening consists of finding the perfect spot on the couch and then defending it like it's beachfront property.
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May 28
. @VerizonSupport How do a make this go away? The “find the reason we posted an alert” is not a fun game.
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May 28
Genie: And for your third wish?
Me finishing my second plate of bacon. "What do you think?"
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