Make me the sergeant in charge of the booze

Joined February 2008
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23 Jun 2025
And fuck TJ McDonalds too
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Map showing the Australo-Hungarian Empire in 1783
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lil boosie riding mechanical bulls: a thread
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Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1913-15
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17 May 2025
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here’s one of the South African “refugees” that Trump has brought into the country
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14 May 2025
TIL Pete Rose dead?
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Happy Mothers Day to all the moms throughout the universe 🩵🩵🫂
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Soviet Lottery Synths 1987 / USSR-TV ⚡️sound on⚡️
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8 May 2025
THE NEW YORK MOTHERFUCKING KNICKS
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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore
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A stay at an East German Interhotel seemed to involve a fair amount of dancing (1/7)
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Miku-chan, a cat cashier from a pudding shop in Matsuyama City
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Just learning today that Calvin Booth looks like someone photoshopped Nicolas Cage’s face onto Mike Brown
Full clean out: The Denver Nuggets are also firing general manager Calvin Booth, sources tell ESPN. Michael Malone and Booth both out today.
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6 Apr 2025
There is a ...HUGE bunny at the Giants/Mariners game.
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big day for people who sell bright red arrows that point down into eternity
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