Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. My book, GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH available now. Newsletter: tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
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May 5
UNITED KINGDOM!
I’m bringing my bad video game show SHIT ARCADE to Edinburgh Fringe! 5-12, 23-30 August at 10:30 pm at the @Gildedballoon Teviot Dining Room. Comedians from all over the world play terrible video games for your amusement!
TICKETS:
tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/…
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Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Glad they worked out their differences
Tracy Morgan, John Turturro, Giancarlo Esposito, Cam Skattebo and Spike Lee at Game 5
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New York City has been chosen by God and will certainly survive the fall of the Republic now that we have assumed the Mandate of Heaven again
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This looks like Janet Jackson’s hat in the Rhythm Nation video.
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Jun 12
Might be the most beautiful representation of whatever we have experienced this last two months
Jun 12
Next week’s cover, “After the Comeback,” by Pierre-Emmanuel Lyet, captures the joy on the streets of New York City after the Knicks’ historic win in Game Four of the N.B.A. Finals. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/Pi…
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this is like reverse 9/11
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‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man
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Remember when the Eagles won their first Super Bowl (2017) and an Eagles fan ate a handful of horse shit? I got a feeling New Yorkers gonna top that tonight. Can't wait to see what they come up with.
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nothing more beautiful to me that seeing all these photos of new yorkers watching the game together on screens in the streets. greatest city in the world
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Today in NYC feels like a day that would have its own 30 for 30.
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani and New York Governor Kathy Hochul in attendance for Brazil vs. Morocco.
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if knicks win tonight, they NEED to let zohran run for president
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THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS
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i’m happy for everyone who is happy! so many fans in my circle. what a w
The New York Knicks have officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years, defeating the San Antonio Spurs.
It is the Knicks’ first NBA title since 1973.
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It’s the 40th anniversary of Back to School, which features one of the best meta jokes ever.
Rodney Dangerfield hires Kurt Vonnegut to write a paper about Kurt Vonnegut… and Sally Kellerman gives it an F, saying the writer “doesn’t know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.”
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Photo taken in East Rutherford, New Jersey
“So we both agree New York IS the World Cup?”
Community note
This game (and thus picture) took place in East Rutherford, New Jersey which is not in New York.
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Yeah man can I get the Supergirl cup with extra foreskin
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The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly
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We’re truly in the cringiest era of history. Not the worst. But definitely the most embarrassingly tacky. Full on “wake up in the middle of the night with embarrassment” country.
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