Rubyist Muso, dog adorist. I like dumb movies and long, agile walks to the kitchen. Call me what you want but consider carefully what you call others. Big love.
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4 Mar 2018
This thread speaks volumes about inclusive hiring practises, good, bad and ugly. Focussing on hoop jumping and "every waking hour" programmers subsets your hiring pool in the worst way. When recruiting we should focus on completeness as a human and that can take many forms. x.com/aprilwensel/status/970…
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28 Jul 2024
van Egmond in there doing…..nothing really. Again. Gustavsson proving risk aversion is an A strategy to underperformance. Turning the girls into Midtildas.
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28 Jul 2024
Put’s a real, active striker on in Hayman and within seconds. Goal. 🤦🏻♂️🥴
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12 May 2023
Let me just loop in “FUCKING EVERYBODY” for context, so there is absolutely no hope of resolving this discussion before the sun implodes.
#justCorporateThings
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Nien Milli retweeted
3 May 2023
the problem with work life balance discussion at companies with large age spreads is that everyone >30 just wants a fake high paying job so they can spend time with their families and everyone <30 wants to do Important Work to attach their identity to in the absence of love
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14 Mar 2023
The latest spate of redundancies is interestingly lop sided. Had a look for all the announcements of board member resignations and just couldn't find any. It's really strange? It's almost like boards can push CEOs into scaling strategies bordering on lunacy without consequence.
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14 Dec 2021
The next greatest threat to the retail sector surely has to be shop owners sharing their piss weak views on whether Covid is real or not.
As much as I dislike online shopping, it’s becoming ever more attractive to avoid dealing with The Dumbs.
19 Sep 2021
We’ve spent more than 40% of the last 18 months in lockdown. I’m exhausted.
I’m angry.
I am constantly oscillating between near tears and wanting to burn everything.
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19 Sep 2021
The fact thay we see a spike in cases after everyone of these shithead festivals is even worse. Cunts.
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19 Sep 2021
The only thing bringing me joy right now is dogs and watching the vacinnation % rise.
If you can get jabbed please do.
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16 Sep 2021
Tautoko! I support this petition. Ka pai @whaeadeb @Rawiri_Waititi @tautokai
#NewZealand #MāoriParty launches petition to change country's name to #Aotearoa. @whaeadeb #TheWorld @bevvo14
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12 Sep 2021
Buying anything from Kogan is like npm install for emails. Fucking firehose. Calm. Down.
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25 Aug 2021
At least in locky, a warm toilet seat is attributable to someone you are comfortable sharing butt warmth with. #lockdownThoughts
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19 Aug 2021
@Telstra Switched me to NBN, didn't tell me it would halve my download speed, didn't tell me they expected me to continue paying the same rate. A rate
$20per more month than a faster plan. When questioned, they admitted this and offered my current plan, but $10 more expensive.
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16 Aug 2021
What is going on in your head when you throw an illegal engagement party, in a lockdown? Then your guests are shown to have been covid positive?
I hope your eyelashes fall out and are replaced by cocktail sausages. Ya fucking flog.
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Nien Milli retweeted
10 Aug 2021
it started as a virus but mutated into an IQ test
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