Paleo nerd, loves kaiju, sometimes writes stories to never finish them. Banner by @ClaraAuroraCiri. EN/ES. He/him.
Joined October 2018
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27 Jun 2024
New pinned with different threads and other stuff I'll be making over time, since the old one is outdated as hell.
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GRAPPLING AND HORN LOCKING???
โ๏ธ JUNE 25 โ๏ธ
Discover all new fan-favorite dinosaurs: Allosaurus, Stegosaurus and Pachycephalosaurus! ๐ฆ
Prepare to fight with dynamic combat, brutal partner animations and explore new environments alongside overhauled management mechanics.
๐ฆSteam: bit.ly/pk_steam
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Just nuke the entire film franchise from orbit man jesus christ, you don't need to keep Jurassic on life support to make dinosaur movies. Just make a damn original dinosaur movie.
David Koepp provides an update on what comes next after Jurassic World Rebirth via @screenrant:
โ๏ธ๐ฆ screenrant.com/jurassic-worlโฆ
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I'm watching the Skeleton Crew Giganotosaurus vid and anytime they mention Meraxes my brain kinda glitches lmao
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Kiryugoji's atomic breath is so fucking cool man
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Me deploying an army of immortal venomous Compsognathus against the Indominus rex
The Jurassic World Evolution 3: Rebirth Expansion introduces new experimental traits to enhance your prehistoric species and push the boundaries of scientific research!
Learn more: fron.dev/94ef
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Jojira retweeted
I was told to make this.
That was beary rude of him, lol
I love interactions like this. Uploaded by "Kanni" on the Prehistoric Kingdom discord
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Okay, just watched the first episode of Surviving Earth. The effects are pretty good and the designs are awesome, plus the information is pretty up to date? But oh my GOD the narration is obnoxious.
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Brother I'm watching Surviving Earth what do you mean there's a commercial break TEN MINUTES IN
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IT'S COMING
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really trying to not go completely delusional over that last part
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That was beary rude of him, lol
I love interactions like this. Uploaded by "Kanni" on the Prehistoric Kingdom discord
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Those are some ENORMOUS babies
Towering over รle Saint-Hubert, the Titanosaurus family unit is coming to the Jurassic World Evolution 3: Rebirth Expansion!
Learn more: fron.dev/94ef
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Jun 11
"X group of dinosaurs weren't social/pack hunters" man idk I think it depends. Cats are solitary except if they're lions. Why are we treating entire families or even superfamilies spread through millions of years as monoliths.
What is paleo myth that makes you really pissed off
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The film's such a mess you'd need to change the entire damn thing. Personally I'd end it showing some of the more charismatic dinosaurs like Allosaurus, Trikes or even Rexy getting captured and relocated as if everything's under control... And then a hiker is eaten by a raptor.
If coexistence is too silly for folk
Then what ending to Dominion is the most sensible?
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Like the whole idea of "uwu we must coexist" feels so stupid and antithetical to the concept of genetic power being unleashed and Pandora's box being opened Fallen Kingdom ended on, it's baffling.
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I'm sure summers turning shorter while winters last for longer after the last dragon died means nothing
Person who reads ASOIAF and thinks that the allegorical nuclear bombs used by colonizers to maintain their hold on the throne are a good thing that benefits the world
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Why'd they add Vhagar to a Jurassic Park game?
Introducing the Mutadon! Combining the cunning hunting abilities of the Velociraptor with the Pterosaurโs dominance of the air, this calculated predator poses a serious challenge to contain!
Learn more: fron.dev/94ef
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Tbh any time I see a tweet of some chud talking about "muh birthrates" this graph flashes in my head
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I think the funniest part of the DAMM remaster releasing so close to GTA is that it's probably gonna boost its sales from all the memes and free publicity lol
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