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GovDeSantis @GovDeSantis

A Florida man. A parody account.

Joined June 2020
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GovDeSantis@GovDeSantis
8 Jun 2020
Just to be clear, this account does not belong to the actual governor of Florida, who is a reprehensible asshole.
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I've been wearing a mask since day one!

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New state emblem, whatcha think?

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Flaridia state berd

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I mean, how was I supposed to know reopening Florida in the middle of an uncontrolled pandemic wasn't going to go well?

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Trying to decide on a new state motto - thoughts?

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Dear internet, just because I'm letting people needlessly die doesn't mean you need to point it out!

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I thought I'd take this evening to share my views on responsibility.

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The kids have been playing some weird new game. Not sure what it is. They're passing around these little balls to each other.

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Is it a July 4th hangover? Is it COVID? In Florida, why not enjoy both!?!

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#strategery

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Here in Florida, we've been getting ready for fireworks with an explosive case count for weeks!

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"So how are things down there in Florida, anyway?"

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Florida is officially open for death!

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C'mon people, give me a break. You knew I had no idea what I was doing when you elected me!

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