Joined January 2007
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Relaxing to switch to the Giants-Eagles game after the debate. It’s nice to hate both sides instead of just one.
I work for a great company.
2 Jun 2020
We're blacking out our handle to stand with the Black community against racial injustice and violence on #BlackOutTuesday. In honor of this, we're turning to our Black Employee Resource Group to lead by hosting and tweeting this urgent conversation. Follow @BOLDforce for updates.
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salesforce.com/live Leading Through Change is live now

Wow. History is now.
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2 May 2020
I didn't pack enough candy bars for this walk.
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Security is important, @AllyCare. Why can’t I use two-factor authentication with a one-time password? Text/Email messages are no longer sufficient!
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This is precisely not my daily without routine. Quite a coincidence.
Pas la meilleur qualité mais bon 😈 / Not the best quality but anyway 😈
I want to be Danny Ric.
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The AR EB101 lives! It’s just been passed down a generation. @TheBigOz would be so proud.
This is worth 90 seconds of every American’s time as we think about how we’re going to recover from this.
This is a test for whether capitalism is just a call sign for when CEOs are looking for bailouts — via @SRuhle @MSNBC
"State officials shuttered reopened Hobby Lobby stores in Colorado and Ohio, but employees in at least 14 states are still being told to work in defiance of coronavirus-related lockdown orders" businessinsider.com/hobby-lo… Who benefits from Hobby Lobby opening during a pandemic?!?
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Here's a question for the day, Could @MotoGP & @F1 work together and share a weekend to help with condensed schedules? I think we know the answer but it would be fun
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It’s interesting that the President has filled a cease and desist to stop television stations from running this ad. Why?!? It’s his own words! Since when can a politician deny what they said in front of a microphone?
Trump refused to take the threat of the coronavirus seriously, now he won’t take responsibility as his administration has been totally unprepared for this crisis.
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MAKING PEOPLE PAY TO BE TESTED FOR A PANDEMIC IS DUMB
A Florida man who returned from China felt sick. Instead of going to the drugstore to get over-the-counter flu medicine he did the responsible thing and sought medical attention. He tested negative but was sent a bill for $3,270, @NickKristof writes. nyti.ms/2Vx8ZwZ
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One hell of an endorsement.
🏈 You like that? 🏈
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A hundred people marching on a corner outside Moscone Center. All of them yelling. Some of them in costume. I was about to cross the street to avoid the protest when I realized they were Salesforce customers chanting *ADMIN KEYNOTE* #dreamforce2019
Wow. It’s been an abysmal year, but I was looking forward to Jorge turning it around in his second year.
14 Nov 2019
"This will be my last race in #MotoGP" 🎙️ @lorenzo99 announces his retirement in front of the world's media in Valencia 💬 #ThankYouJorge | #ValenciaGP
I think my Lyft incorrectly profiled me. She turned off the Latin dance music she was listening to and selected a playlist with CCR, The Doors, and Buffalo Springfield. I’m thinking about trying some skin moisturizer.