Still getting it done
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16 Jun 2015
The key to happiness is to find something that you love to do. And then do that once you get home from your boring, but high-paying, job.
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Couldn’t be more thankful to these two dudes who crossed an ocean, let me relive my youth, and gave my parents a house full of noise again.
Ben and Charlie — thank you. Burlington raised me. So grateful it got to raise you too for a while.
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Lucky for us, the sun doesn’t go down these days
The vibe in Stockholm at 4AM this morning:
Sweden 5-1 Tunisia. No complaints.
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Jun 13
I took the road less traveled by. And that has made all the difference.
OK great, but now we missed the whole concert.
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Jun 13
When one door closes, another one opens.
OK. There. I fixed it. There was something wrong with the latch.
Great. Thanks.
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Jun 13
Every journey begins with a small step.
That's nice, sir. But we really need you to board the plane now.
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Greg Poehler retweeted
The Tartan Army are arriving in Boston for Scotland's first World Cup game against Haiti
More on this story: bbc.in/4edAxy2
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Jun 8
Yes, this was the first live show I remembered
You will never forget your first @kirkminshow live show & this seems like a great first one for you to attend.
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Jun 7
What a treat to be able to make a @kirkmin live show. Met so many great minifans last night. Community stronger than ever.
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May 30
Are we sure this isn’t what happened in Massachusetts today?
May 29
On this day, 18 years ago, LOST episode "There's No Place Like Home (Part 2 & 3)" premiered and Ben moved the island.
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May 28
Still surprised this didn’t lead to multiple Emmys
29 May 2022
Not enough people talk about the only back-to-back “startled wake up”scenes in tv history. #YouMeHer
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Greg Poehler retweeted
Congratulations to Ashley Padilla, who led the cast in sketch appearances in Season 51, joining these #SNL greats who have accomplished the feat!
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Greg Poehler retweeted
BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”
BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”
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May 23
The most unfairly bashed finale of all time. Most people actually still think they were dead the whole time. Meanwhile, everyone pretends that the ending to the Sopranos was great even though we all thought our power went out at the end.
May 22
The finale of Lost (2004) has honestly aged way better than people gave it credit for at the time. Rewatching it now, the emotional payoff lands much harder once the pressure of solving every mystery is gone and the focus shifts back to the characters.
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May 21
May 21
Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'
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May 20
Heard the average ticket price for this game was over a grand and took special glee in it being a total dud — and then hot damn all these fuckers got their money’s worth
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May 20
Lady asked the mail man not to walk on the grass, so he tossed the mail on the ground.
Who is in the wrong here?
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