God's stepson

Joined September 2009
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14 Oct 2023
Great weather for some creamy mashed potatoes, braised short ribs and carrots.
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Always been nice with the snipes
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Madden players are the worst gamers on the planet. They do everything but play actual football.
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The Spurs won and lost this series
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"Recommended"
i am genuinely speechless
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Out of a 53 starting roster, you have one player consistently chirping. Yeah, its not him. Nvm
Philly fans tried to convince us A.J Brown was a diva and a bad teammate. He just hated y’all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Dreams and Nightmares go crazy no matter what city you're in.
What's the one song that no matter where you are in the world, it makes you think of Philly?
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Choose 3 starters: Terrell Owens Harold Carmichael DeSean Jackson DeVonta Smith AJ Brown Alshon Jeffery
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For the price of those World Cup tickets, I need a couple minutes on the field during stoppage time.
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HaHa Davis is my guy but ain't no way in hell. WTF was he drinking that night?!!
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Betting on them Lions
"Worst addiction a man can get addicted to is gambling. ... I probably lost $500,000 gambling, thinking I can beat the system. I almost had to go get a job. They whooped my feet." - @HaHaDavis
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What if the field wasn't slippery in SB LVII
What’s the biggest what if in history?
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Black People, if you woke up White tomorrow, what's the first thing you would do ??!!
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Tim Duncan, Wemby, or Tony Parker isn’t available: name a San Antonio Spurs player.
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"Don't say my car's topless..."
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A cold pineapple Jarritos >>>
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No Sir!
"I would never allow that to happen again. You can't get that image out your head. He was doing it so good I said, 'I know she don't want this after that.' He in there dog walking her. In full control of your old lady. I damn near called the police. I thought he was an intruder. I was curled up in the bed for 3 days straight. I never got over the pain. ... He swung a little harder than me.” - @HaHaDavis
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Nigga shaped like one of them worm guys from Men In Black.
The internet says Adrien Broner has the craziest build ever 🀣
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Is he 6'6"?
The #Eagles have signed veteran G Michael Jordan.
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