Republicans aren't an alternative to Democrats they're an alternative to democracy. Fox is the reason UFO's won't land. My safe word is ouch.
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Happy Pride Month to everyone except Republicans who believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. 🌈
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BREAKING: As America celebrates its best 80 years President Trump asks all Americans to join in his commitment to recycling.
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Watch out Dan Quayle. He's coming for your Potatoe.
The Vice President of the United States thinks WWII ended through a negotiation
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Jun 12
Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine.
In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted.
odni.gov/index.php/newsroom/…
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Jun 12
Fun fact: Internal polling showed the more voters got to know Nancy Mace the less likely they were to vote for her.
Which means 12.1% of South Carolina either thought you were Nancy Grace or are lucky enough to not know who the fuck you are @NancyMace
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Jun 13
The FIFA Peace Prize package includes a cameo in White Chicks 2.
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Jun 12
.@SarahEMcBride please introduce a bill on the House floor that requires members who finish dead last in an election to use a separate bathroom so other members feel safe from being exposed to and catching their Loser Ick.
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Jun 12
For being the #1 pin-up on Eastern European Hookers' Vision Boards.
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Jun 12
.@JohnCornyn Trump should have had the most miserable year of his life in 2021 after a Senate conviction in his impeachment trial prohibiting him from ever holding office again but spineless Republican Senators like you refused to hold him accountable for inciting a violent coup bc you didn't want to alienate your billionaire donors. So with all due respect. Fuck. Off.
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Jun 12
Not so fast JD & Lil' Marco - Melania's running for something.
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Jun 11
It's not a choice between Platner & Collins, it's a choice between Platner & Trump. The Republican Castrato Congress has abdicated its Constitutional duty to be a check on Executive power making every midterm race a choice between democracy & further enabling a fascist regime.
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Jun 11
Project 2026 training film.
Jun 8
russian democracy - while voting, soldiers may check that you vote correctly
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Jun 10
You pay your mortgage supporting an adjudicated rapist who's been accused of sexual assault by over two dozen women and whose first wife, Ivana, swore under oath he raped her. No wonder you sell so many magazines.
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Jun 10
Move over @Riley_Gaines_
Jun 10
Enjoying my first cup of coffee since getting my ass kicked last night, and reading about how Dems nominated the guy with the nazi tattoo.
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Jun 11
"Say what you want about me, but I would never marry my brother"
He turned you down, huh?
Jun 10
Say what you want about me, but I would never marry my brother.
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Jun 8
I complained I had no shoes until I met a man who lost the support of his impeachment lawyer.
Jun 8
Ken Paxton's impeachment defense lawyer just endorsed James Talarico.
Dan Cogdell says his former client "has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas."
"And unlike Ken, I believe to my core that James Talarico believes in unity over division and that he knows how to assemble not only Democrats, but Independents and Republicans, and we need that right now." notus.org/2026-election/ken-…
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Jun 10
Not to brag but before the polls closed in Maine on Tuesday I went long on an IPO whose target consumer is Republican midterm strategists. And the stock is up 1776% today!
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