@UKParliament @UN I wake up, I pour a🥛glass of water from a bottle obtained at a supposedly legitimate store & it's nasty I switch on my games 🎮 console & am confronted by a bewildering array of incomprehensible claptrap I stay at a hotel & there's **** all hydration available

Yet another example today I placed a @Tesco Whoosh 🛵 delivery order which included 1.5 litres of water proclaiming to 'support' @MindCharity & 5 litres of Tesco STILL Britsh Water The simple fact is that despite those being life-sustaining💧products, they're not fit for purpose

In days gone by there were the 'amazing'🧍‍♂️people having ( obviously ) an 'amazing' time all the time Most other🧍‍♂️people at least tended to do alright for themselves Munchin' 🥪 sandwiches, drinkin' @Sprite ( & whatever ) & generally pottering around. . .

. . .Yeah well that was then :-| Nowadays the 'amazing'🧍‍♂️people still ( obviously ) have an 'amazing' time all the time somewhere or other As for🧍‍♂️everyone else though : Not so good It's all very hit & miss Weird & intolerable phenomena left-right & centre A precarious existence

@SteveWild & @LynchMicha38439 Mr Wild & Mr Lynch ? :-| My favourite word is 🦋 'butterfly' There were a girl at school called Claire Butterworth We were always envious of the 🍰 cakes she baked dictionary.cambridge.org/dic…

Oh no, double ice🍦cream van klaxon noise pollution occurrences today Mid-afternoon & just now Both unfamiliar jingles 🤔 So theoretically, there could be three or more every day now until autumn Someone's permitted to walk on the grass once Before long there's just a bog 😞

Cacophonous renditions of Teddy Bear Picnic now 🫤

What do people actually do these days anyway ? 🚗 Automobiles 🚙 drive past & I'm aware of 📺 television Are there communal activities like ⚽️ sports somewhere ? People watching those at 🍺bars or something ? Not sure if there are any communal locations for playing video 🎮 games

I remain puzzled by the enigma Is there less ⚽️ sports at this time of year ? Is the summer all about movies & sunbathing ? I must be really losing my grip on reality these days There were people to talk to at Uni & college People to talk to in ' psychiatric system All past tense

@Matalan Unusual malfunction seventeen hours prior to typing this Something wrong with the checkouts A sales representative tried a couple of different ways to get my Matalan card acknowledged To no avail :-| Something wrong with the network or something matalan.co.uk/stores/uk/nort…

I guess it's all pretty trivial really... People take notice of impressive visual presentations Blockbuster movies & 🎆 shows Dramatic bulletins regarding global 🌏 events A few paragraphs typed by some twerp in the middle of nowhere. . . Who's likely to take any notice of that ?