You will always find me in the kitchen at parties

Joined February 2020
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Yo apoyando a Cabo Verde sin saber en qué parte del planeta está ubicado.
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Brazil Twitter, Spanish Twitter, and French Twitter this World Cup

Ahí va Rodri al ataque con España
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He’s persistent 😂😂😂
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There is no apostrophe in GCSEs.
We are ruled by idiots. Do they not know every 15 year old revises GCSE’s on YouTube? Do they not know that teenagers track their friends are home safely on SnapChat? Do they not realise that - especially in rural areas with no transport - teenagers social lives are on… social media. Do they not know that teenagers will find ways round - as has been shown in Australia. This ban is illogical and damaging. If I hear another parent say “it’s so hard to police them” I’ll scream. It’s a parent’s job. Take responsibility the children you are meant to be bringing up. It is not the government’s job to look after your children. But the government will now insist all adults provide ID to prove we are over 18. 😡
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Conservative media is very desperate to try to kill this story (that is 100% real)
Daniel Cormier shoots down fake images of Eric Trump asking if UFC fights are rigged trib.al/I9TROcb
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The President’s son was looking to bet on fixed fights and then made a ridiculous claim to try and cover it up and everyone just shrugged. We are morally broken.
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‘I believe you’re here to meet a 15 year old’
Marcelo Bielsa refused to engage with his World Cup photoshoot ❌
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You can't even go around the country telling people they should be deported without getting chinned, these days.

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Eric Trump has since deleted this post, which confirms it was clearly not fabricated.
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Did he call you an orange retard embarrassment? He was right in that case
On @GBNEWS with @MichelleDewbs tonight I was defamed in a serious way by former Labour MP Stephen Pound who made false & damaging claims about me. Legal correspondence from my solicitors will now issue to Mr Pound as a matter of urgency.
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Jun 15
never in my LIFE did i ever imagine a world where Ilia Topuria and Paddy Pimblett are beefing over who got whooped by Justin Gaethje harder 😭
Paddy Pimblett was on a generational hate watch seeing Ilia Topuria lose 😭 “Oh my God, you quit you little bitch! You little p*ssy! Look at him, bitch! Quitney Houston. Little fart box!”
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Hang it in the Louvre
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“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

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Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up.

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Do not call him Robbo
Andy Robertson captained Scotland to their first World Cup win in 36 years, beating Haiti 1-0 in their opening match in Group C 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Well in, Robbo 💪 📰 thfc.pro/3QozNOX
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Come on Piers, this is embarrassing. Two days running?
Happy 80th Birthday, President @realDonaldTrump . The most unique, resilient, energetic, and polarising public figure I’ve ever met. You may not be everyone’s cup of tea, Donald, but nor am I. Enjoy your big day!
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You either think people should be burned out of their homes because of the colour of their skin or you don't. There is no third position
Opinion: The 'woke' left and extreme right have silenced the normal majority belfastlive.co.uk/news/north…
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Victim attacked by UVF = silence by loyalists. Victim attacked by immigrant = loyalist riots. We see you.
Knife attack victim Stephen Ogilvie — whose stabbing sparked two days of race-hate rioting — was previously tortured by a UVF-linked gang led by a double killer and overseen by a Shankill Butcher.
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I’m getting the word ‘Crowdfunder’
Tommy Robinson said that he's being detained at Heathrow Airport on terrorism-related charges. He's doing those weird ADMIN tweets again. He'll soon start begging for donations so he can enjoy more luxury holidays.
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