Good morning you lovely lot.
Itโs Sunday. The day of rest, relaxation and the most important quality control exercise in the United Kingdomโฆ Yorkshire Pudding Inspection Day.
As always, all Yorkshire pudding photographs should be submitted for approval. If your pudding is the size of a side plate, crisp around the edges and capable of holding enough gravy to survive a minor drought, you may proceed. If it resembles a biscuit, a pancake or something from a Scandinavian furniture catalogue, Iโm afraid it has failed inspection.
Iโm working until noon today because apparently weekends are now merely a suggestion. Once I escape, Iโll be heading straight for a proper Sunday dinner before commencing my planned afternoon hibernation. Yorkshire puddings, roast potatoes, mountains of gravy and then a nap so powerful it may briefly affect the Earthโs rotation.
Whatever youโre doing today, enjoy it. Spend time with family, walk the dog, watch the sport, tackle that DIY job youโve been avoiding for six months, or simply sit in the garden with a brew pretending you canโt hear anyone calling your name.
Have a cracking Sunday, you lovely lot. And remember, Yorkshire pudding photos should be submitted for approval before consumption. Some standards must be maintained.