Apropos of nothing, here’s a list of the types of agency people. They’re in every agency. You work with them, don’t you? Who have I missed? Tag your colleagues 👀🙂 #agency #advertising #media #agencypeople

Am I the only native Scot who finds the whole drunken Tartan Army in ill-fitting kilts, traffic cones on statues, baldy-heided politicians in Scotland tops, a bit embarrassing? Are we content that the country of Adam Smith, David Livingston etc should be portrayed this way? 😳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

When will @itv realise that EVERYBODY HATES ‘Christina’?

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

Hangover

Come on Arsenal!

Radiohead

90% choose E amirite?

£6,834 kettle

Right, come on Everton and West Ham!

A special message for #FBPE & Long Remainers: - 99% of people never used FoM - 92% of economy not linked to EU - 96% of businesses never trade with EU And it took 10-15% of NHS budget each year as a fee (£500bn in today's money cumulative) with £3.5 trillion in manufacturing GDP cumulative lost (3.5 million jobs gone). We will never rejoin. Hope that helps. #Brexit

Fuck me, it must be the end of days because I finally agree with something Keir Starmer said.

Morrisons just said the quiet part out loud. Around 100 convenience stores are now on the chopping block. Hundreds of jobs are at risk. And the reason given is not “greedy supermarkets”, not “corporate profiteering”, not “Tory austerity”, not any of the slogans Labour spent years throwing around. It is “significant cost increases resulting from Government policy choices”. That is corporate-speak for: Labour made it more expensive to employ people, more expensive to operate, and harder to keep marginal stores alive. This is the basic economic reality the Government pretends does not exist. You can raise employer costs and call it “fairness”. You can increase wage mandates and call it “growth”. You can load more regulation onto businesses and call it “responsibility”. You can demand lower prices at the till while making every input cost higher behind the scenes. But eventually the spreadsheet wins. And when the spreadsheet wins, shops close. Not the imaginary shops in a Treasury forecast. Real ones. Local ones. The ones people use for milk, bread, prescriptions, newspapers, top-up groceries and last-minute essentials. The ones staffed by people who do not have the luxury of working from home while lecturing everyone else about “resilience”. This is the part Labour never wants to own. Their policies are always sold as compassion. But the consequences are brutally practical. A store that was just about viable becomes loss-making. A worker who was just about employed becomes “at risk”. A community that had a local shop now has an empty unit with metal shutters. And then ministers will stand up and blame “global pressures”, “market conditions”, “corporate decisions” or “the legacy we inherited”. NO. Morrisons has named the problem directly: government policy choices. That phrase matters. Because it means this was not inevitable. It was chosen.

I'm sorry but that exchange was the most British thing to ever British. White van man shouts at the Chancellor of the Exchequer who had organised a photo op outside a Morrisons petrol station in South Leeds. She reponds like a wierdo because she learnt how to human from a public sector training video from 2006. You could feel the Alan Partridge through your screen couldn't you?

What a pack of cunts!

I refuse to believe this is a real person.

It’s almost like ignoring people for 10 years was a bad strategy? 🤷‍♂️