War, he sung, is toil and trouble; Honour, but an empty bubble; Never ending, still beginning, Fighting still, and still destroying: If the world be worth thy winning, Think, O think it worth enjoying; Lovely Thais sits beside thee, Take the good the gods provide thee —

If that deal is real it’s a miracle

Seven fat years

Isaiah 43:2 When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; And through the rivers, they shall not overflow you. When you walk through the fire, you shall not be burned, Nor shall the flame scorch you.

ACU WAS PEAK GWOT

Nice

Home is nice

2021 was 5 years ago… Share a picture of you in 2021 Peak fatness. If you look like this you can lose like sixty pounds by limiting portions, walking more often, drinking Swedish Fish Ghost daily, and eating mouth pillows nonstop. Just clean living and vitamin pills.

Remember back when the Matrix came out and we all laughed at the idea that “coding” looked like watching a bunch of glyphs pour across your screen

I love how all the anonymous accounts and fat/emaciated Libs are like “derrr but those are half reps” like yeah it’s not a powerlifting competition retards and it’s still hard as fuck. Stop making me defend Pete.

RT @wbridgefa: *sigh* What do you call the opposite of “I went to Europe and lost 5 pounds”???

WOAH 😮 Austin Metcalf father SNAPS 💥 on Karmelo Anthony parents‼️ Jeff Metcalf says Drew and Kayla Anthony are complete cowards and exposes that they abandoned their son immediately after the verdict came in so he had to face sentencing alone. He then calls them out for the grifters that they are. He’s been under a gag order this entire time so I can only imagine how relieving it is to finally call out their bs. He also talks about how he tried to make peace and pray with the family but instead they treated him horribly because they wanted to play victim and make the entire situation about race. He makes a great point by pointing out that he politely left their press conference when asked to leave unlike their son who stabbed Austin in the chest when he was asked to leave Austin’s teams tent. Lastly he lays into the baby shaking fake Minister Dominique Alexander who did nothing but make this entire situation worse for everyone involved right from the get go.

*makes weird spergy sign language*

I got distracted with the Zarqawi comment that I totally forgot to post this. I present my 2010 AAFES 10¢ Operation Iraqi Freedom with Afghan tribal elders edition. My favorite in the bunch haha.

So cool story about how wild the universe can be. It was our anniversary a couple of weeks ago and I bought La Reyna a nice little necklace of a compass and an inscription that read “I’d be lost without you.” On our anniversary day I gave it to her and she was embarrassed and told me my gift hadn’t arrived yet. Last week a package arrived and she gives it to me. It was a nautical compass with the inscription “So you will always find your way home to me.” What are the odds that both of us would have selected a compass with the same sentiment for our anniversary? ✨

I love when one of my guys fields a client question for a vendor after they auger it into the mountain. Lmao

Huh. I would’ve thought the cop would miss that shot