β§. Poptart lover. π£Did rescue stuffπ£ Hispanic-mustache-enthusiast. The other Β½ of a unit. Certified Seacowboy. Apprentice New Englander. Hellbender Defender.
Joined December 2020
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A sodomite finger wagging about omens is a little ironic.
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I just turned my TV on and it asked me if I wanted to order a pizza.
I don't like this.
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We're even good at sports we don't like
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I was WAY too late getting strawberries started this year and now they're all gone. No matter, I went a different direction and I'll have more blueberries than I know what to do with π«
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Y'all remember when @BudLightSadness mispronounced the everloving shit out of this hot sauce with the misplaced confidence of a fat black woman? Ten toes down adding whole-ass accent marks & syllables.
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I grew up watching these guys race, playing them in video games, begging my dad for their merch & wandering through the pits at my own motocross races just hoping to see one of them. Absolute legends living out a dream to ride on the White House lawn. America is the best country on the planet πΊπΈ
God Bless America πΊπΈ
First look at the historic Freedom Jump.
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@TravisPastrana @mmgeneral @Jeremymcgrath__ @RickyCarmichael @twitchthis
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I love suppressing things. Enemies, feelings, emotions, tons of things.
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This retard thinks an IP address is a bathroom.
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This is some RFK Jr level fishing
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Isaiah 43:2
When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; And through the rivers, they shall not overflow you. When you walk through the fire, you shall not be burned, Nor shall the flame scorch you.
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Looks like a GBU-39. Nice.
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FROM @POTUS β At my direction, the United States Southern Command delivered a swift and lethal kinetic strike to successfully execute NiΓ±o Guerrero, the infamous leader of Tren De Aragua, one of the most bloodthirsty Terrorist Organizations on Planet Earth. Before I returned to office, Joe Biden opened our Southern Border to millions of Illegal Criminals, and allowed this foreign army to rape, maim, and murder American Citizens with total impunity. During my Campaign, I pledged to expel these monsters from our Country, and bring Justice to the families of those they slaughtered, including the precious 12-year-old Jocelyn Nungaray, 22-year-old Laken Reilly, and countless other beautiful souls. With this action, the United States Military has brought retribution for them, their families, and their loved ones. Early in my Administration, I delivered on my promise to designate Tren de Aragua as a Foreign Terrorist Organization, deport thousands of evil criminals, and wage war against the Cartels, who have long been waging war against our Citizens, while weak leaders left America helpless and defensive. This action was coordinated closely with our friends in Venezuela, with whom we are working very well. As a result, Tren de Aragua terrorists no longer have safe haven in Venezuela or anywhere else and, under my leadership, we will find these vicious murderers and drugs lords anytime, anyplace, and send them to the depths of hell where they belong. GOD BLESS AMERICA! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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My army of ladybugs has arrived.
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Doing cowboy stuff
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All of us running QRF for Freddy if he wanders too far off Bourbon Street
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I think people are getting fed up.
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This tweet will only grow more evergreen as the soccer festival goes on π²π²π²
I care more about watching europeans discover how amazing the USA is in real time.
We're winning a generational argument in the most wholesome way possible.
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Eddie Murphy ass luggage
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Heh heh, nicceee
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The song was Kokomo, and it felt nice to sit in a thunderstorm.
While sitting out on the patio it started thundering. I headed for the door and turned back and told Pedro to come inside and he deadpan gave me a slow thumbs up while turning up the volume to the Beach Boys.
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