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I made some French, Spanish and Portugese friends IRL and I can announce that I have gained 7 kilos.
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The guy being crucified next to Jesus making fun of him the whole time despite also being literally crucified was kind of a lion
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All the QTs and nobody is bringing up the sweater?????
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No, accept that youβre 40 and pretend that every day could be your last. Itβs cringe to act like youβre still young when youβre well into middle age.
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The EU caps is an intelligence test of if you are capable enough to handle the mildest possible inconvenience to gain some benefits for both you and the world at large, and people consistently fail this test for some reason
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> be me
> european in manhattan
> spent years complaining about tethered caps back home
> open my 1L bottle in the subway
> cap pops off, hits the floor
> NYC subway floor
> cap is dead to me
> commute is 1 hour
> mfw walking through manhattan holding an open 1L bottle like a torch
> mfw eu was protecting me all along
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I hope the gay English language never stops evolving
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I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well
Replace "billionaire" with "Jewish" in all Polanski's polemic and propaganda, and his antisemitism becomes clear.
It's all just Zackshit.
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Zoomers basing their whole identity on being young, arguably their one fleeting trait, is self sabotage of the strangest kind. Why impose a draconic definition of youth when you're at most a few years behind?
Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together".
You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.
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Saying it's over to a 30 year old is not just falling on your own sword, you're propping the sword up against the wall and jumping on it.
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The idea that your life is over at 38 along with our cultures new belief that you're not an adult until you're 25 at the earliest are why everyone is miserable now. It leaves only around a decade for living. Everything else is preparation and decay. Life isn't over until you quit
Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together".
You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.
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Jun 8
Free him
Jun 8
TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE
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Story is not true sacurrent.com/news/fake-storβ¦
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Aposematism is there to warn off predators, not sexual partners. If youβre repelled by it, itβs working.
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Unnatural hair colors in woman are a warning signal to stay away, Its an example Aposematism-the phenomenon of poisonous animals in nature advertising their toxicity and lethality.
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Men will complain about the loneliness epidemic, tweet something like this and then kill themselves instead of going to therapy
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This meme has single-handedly destroyed the female gender. Men have taken a commanding lead in the gender war.
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Might be a top 1 community note of all time πππ
Let me remind you: never let women into your hobby.
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Ariel Lawrence was part of the production team as an associate producer of the original God of War games in the mid-2000s.
mobygames.com/person/174363/β¦
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notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch
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So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.
JUST IN: πΊπ³ UN warns AI could soon use more water than everyone in the world needs to drink.
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I'm pro-choice unless that foetus has a genetic disorder which will severely impact it's quality of life, at which point it becomes eugenics to abort it
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My mumβs worried sheβs going to be investigated because all three of our piano tuners have died.
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How men look at you when you tell him to block his rapist buddy male friend
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