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I want creepy AI pictures of Morrissey chasing all of these people across the Question Time studio and I want them tomorrow
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Pretty rich of Noel Gallagher to accuse anyone of doing the same thing over and over again
Noel Gallagher's World Cup predictions:
"England will do what they always do, they’ll get to the quarter-finals and then they’ll play somebody of an equal standing or a bit better and the whole world will cave in.
“I don’t think England will win… I’m going to the final, so I hope that it’s a Brazil vs Argentina final."
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Norwegian commentator after they beat USA in the semis and England in the final:
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Googled to double check that commentator was definitely Norwegian and its AI finally did something good
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Not a fan of the American far right but this is class 👏👏👏
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Alexi Lalas just called James Corden a “fucking wanker” on live TV and the reactions were incredible. Hero moment for him, IMO. #FIFAWorldCup
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If I ate a single 1 billion calorie cracker, how fast would I get fat
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Absolute scumbag whoever stole in and painted him and his mum at that moment. Let them grieve
Jun 11
The night the world changed forever:
17 year old Lenin discovers that his older brother has been executed by the Tsars.
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Loving the new 'found footage psychological horror' direction these are taking. One of these days I may even click
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That Oswald Moseley's grandson is the UK boss of Evil Inc. is so hack that you'd be laughed out of a writer's room for suggesting it
Jun 11
Palantir UK boss Louis Mosley responds to questions over whether the company’s software has been used in Gaza following October 7th.
Pressed on allegations circulating online, he denies Palantir technology is part of the systems reported to be used for targeting in Gaza - but confirms the IDF does use Palantir software, including in operations linked to locating and tracking missing hostages.
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Tfw Diana Ross converts her penalty tonight
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Commentator (chuckling wryly): Declan Rice, so often praised for his delivery. I do wonder if we'll see him adding takeaways to his, er, not inconsiderable repertoire
Co-commentator (not getting the joke): Yeah he's a top player to be fair
Jun 10
weirdest thing you will ever see at a football match . People eating at tables at the corner flag.
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I love how this app torpedos your engagement if you don't tweet for a few days, then shoots it back up again after 24 hours of posting any old bollocks. And also how its owner can flashmob white supremacist riots onto the island I'm trapped on at any moment, that's cool too
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I forgot to add: try to make it seem natural
Jun 10
Pulisic, Gimenez and Davies can be unstoppable when they’re in the full flow. These three home stars are lighting up the FIFA World Cup™. Celebrate them with the @McDonalds FIFA World Cup™ meal with 1 in 9 collectible cups.
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It could randomly select 500 of the country’s homeless to live in Buckingham Palace’s unused bedrooms
Prince William to highlight how technology could help prevent homelessness
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lmao
Jun 10
Jeremy Strong's voice as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel.
“I’m not 2 years out of a dorm room anymore Charlie!”
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I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well
Replace "billionaire" with "Jewish" in all Polanski's polemic and propaganda, and his antisemitism becomes clear.
It's all just Zackshit.
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Finally a film about Doo's early days as a communist revolutionary, before the covert CIA asset Shaggy plied him with LSD-laced dog treats to fracture his consciousness and remould him as a grotesque caricature of an American with an insatiable appetite for giant sandwiches
First look at Scooby Doo in the live-action ‘SCOOBY DOO’ series.
Coming soon to Netflix.
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