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Do you like free audio books? Of course you do: At Guardbro's Field Desk, we have hours upon hours of free audio books that can help your day pass long, all written by an Army veteran, voiced by people from all over the world, and backed by actual readers who enjoy the work. We have American Isekai (first book still being redone): youtu.be/D7H7IBxKXcg?si=TLFI… Which also has a tie-in TTRPG We have Horror: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL… And we have some scifi: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL… They aint perfect, and we may not be in Barnes and Nobles, but god damn it we are in it for the game and to take you guys on an adventure. #FreeAudiobooks #audiobookrecommendations #fantasyart #DnD #scifi #humanityfuckyeah
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It never does. I will likely carry the burn of that betrayal until the day I die, and will be something that my new partner will have to deal with it when it comes to me. Getting cheated on rips a gaping wound in you so large that it never heals, a gaping, stagnant tear that will bleed on for eternity. Of all the memories I wish my damaged mind could forget, it would be that one, but that fucking remembrance is etched into my soul.
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Brother... When does the pain subside?
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Japan got a fucking Double Header lmao let's go
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Right into my veins
some cute AMERICA experiences i've seen on the tl lately #hetalia #aph
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Having been cheated on myself while being a dutiful husband of 13 years, I hope Deme cracks her big toe against her fucking coffee table.
happy men's mental health awareness month. #demeart
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I think I have over 1mil if we count the other books not on the website
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That's because those stories are using AI to rapidly shove out slop, same with the channels.
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I could read stuff like this all day
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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You know your fanbase is awesome when they hype your video to #66 in the nation. Didn't last super long but it still felt nice.
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Car pop
Pasadena Officer Shot by Fellow Officer During "Horseplay," Chief Says PASADENA, Calif. — The Pasadena Police Department has released a Critical Incident Video concerning an officer-involved shooting that occurred on September 7, 2025, inside the department's parking structure at 240 Ramona Street in Pasadena. The incident resulted in injuries to one Pasadena police officer, who has since recovered. Pasadena Police Chief Gene Harris said the incident involved "unsafe, out-of-policy horseplay involving loaded firearms" between department personnel. Chief Harris stated that one officer was wounded as a result of the shooting and emphasized that the conduct depicted in the video did not reflect the department's standards or expectations. The injured officer was transported for medical treatment and has since recovered from the injuries sustained during the incident. Pasadena police have not publicly identified the officers involved, and no members of the public were injured. The case remains under investigation and review by the Pasadena Police Department and the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. Sources: Pasadena Police Department; City of Pasadena; Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. #police #cops #crime #policia #polizei #Police_Incidents #CrimeNews
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Just like the Founding Fathers intended.
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First we get to embrace the Japanese with our joint love of bbq, now A mass wave of Europeans are seeing America live and without the filters of their governments. Good year so far.
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Imagine getting clammed by the Fallout Fighter. Pilot is gonna open VATS mid dogfight and sling a fox-2 like they're quick drawing a revolver.
A Fallout themed fighter jet an American F-15E with an Enclave American flag on its airbrake and an Enclave personnel in his XO-1 holding an Enclave American flag. The name/nickname given to the jet is “Enclave.” From the 366th Operations Group, 391st Fighter squadron. This is so 🔥🔥🔥 Pointed out by @bushidosevencde
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American dream
Dinner from Buc-ee’s at 1am😋
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Props and shiet
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don't... stab?
Karmelo Anthony supporter: "What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?" Uh… don't murder?
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Drying off the lingerie
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People praying for my downfall need to up their game.
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>Day 1093 of watching once humble fanbases inferno into ashes after becoming mainstream, while also hoping the fanbase for my own stuff doesn't end up doing the same
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I've had this happen a few times, had to go have paypal do their thing and got my money back after a few months.
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