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Jun 15
Scenario: Fly in bathroom
Action taken : Open the window
Outcome probabilities:
P1 - Fly leaves via open window
P2 - A second fly enters via open window
Is P1 > P2
🤔 #science
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Jun 7
Cut sheet metal like butter with our metal cutter attachement
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Jun 14
Pretty sure jumping in parc fermé is a 19.6 second penalty.
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Jun 11
That's 10 bionic men 😮
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Jun 9
Need to distract Malard with a sudoku or something. She's dangerous. Two goals last time in Dublin. 😬
#COYGIG
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Jun 6
Watching #TheBoroughs on #Netflix.
Am I supposed to be wearing night vision goggles watching this.
Can someone open a window blind or turn on a light for fuck sake. 🤷
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Jun 4
USA is a fucking joke with this pedo in charge 🤦♂️
Not AI
Trump fell asleep again during a public event in the Oval Office today.
He now falls asleep at virtually every public event where he’s seated. We can only imagine what happens when the cameras aren’t there.
The president is clearly unwell.
25th Amendment now.
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May 31
Remembering Marilyn Monroe (1926 ‑ 1962) on her birthday!
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May 31
Watching Hitchcock Presents.
It's very low on cyber-thriller content.
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