Trump who verifiably lied over 30,000 times in his first term, is almost 100% truthful according to maga. That is without a doubt the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.

The whiniest snowflake pussy in American history And fragile white dudes nationwide will look you in the eye and tell you this retard wearing women’s bronzer on his face is “alpha” lmfao

Just curious. For the maga folk. I realize you made trump your entire identity and you feel like you have to defend him no matter what because you take it as a personal attack on yourself but do you ever feel just a tad bit embarrassed when you look yourself in the mirror? Have you at any point been like, "what am I doing?"

Vindictive prosecution.

Chelsea Handler: “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough alpha males only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?” Brutal.

> Republican gets elected President. > Cuts benefits for the poor. > Cuts taxes for the rich. > Starts a war in the Middle East. It's crazy how it’s always the same thing every single time.

Maga now completely owns all aspects of the media. Get your information elsewhere. If that’s even possible.

No evidence of widespread election fraud. Less cases of election fraud than Trump has in felonies

Steph Curry in the two San Antonio wins: 46 points and 49 points. Capped it tonight with these two free throws in the closing seconds. He mockingly fired the crowd up between after Wemby did the same before he got to the line.

Most 40-PT games after turning 30 years old: 44 — Michael Jordan 44 — Steph Curry THE TWO GREATEST PLAYERS OF ALL TIME.

It's been 44 days since Arizonans elected Adelita Grijalva, but more than 800,000 people still don't have representation in the House because Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to swear her in. Do. Your. Job.

"I am the whiniest little bitch baby and I have the power to make your life hell so you should be nice to me!" - Donald Trump

Imagine that. Trump doesn’t pay another Contractor. He’s such a greedy mother fucker.

“BEING MEAN TO ME IS ILLEGAL” gets at the heart of modern American conservatism maybe more than any sentence in existence.

“The abortion is murder!” to “Why do I have to help you feed your kid? You shouldn’t have had them!” pipeline

Some more MAGA math for your calculating pleasure…

Let’s stop pretending this is complicated. The narrative being pushed is a lie, and everyone paying attention knows it. The continuing resolution keeps getting voted down for one reason only: it would spike Americans’ healthcare premiums by three to four times. That’s not a minor policy disagreement — that’s economic arson. The only people who can afford that kind of hit are the very people pushing the bill, because they’re insulated by wealth, status, and gold-plated government insurance. So the outrage routine — the fake shock that Democrats “won’t budge” — is nothing more than theater. Of course they won’t budge. No responsible representative would agree to detonating the nation’s healthcare system just to hand one party a political win. And here’s the part conveniently left out: Congress could extend the current subsidies right now and give itself a year to design a real, functional plan — the same plan the public was promised months ago, which evaporated the moment anyone asked for details. The truth is simple: There was no plan. There is no plan. And instead of admitting it, some are doubling down on misinformation and hoping the public is too exhausted to notice. Stop misleading people. Stop using working families as leverage. And stop acting shocked when the only adults in the room refuse to ratify a disaster.

You guys, it's "The Epstein Ballroom." Makes perfect sense. PASS IT ON.