Elite Receipt Keeper (#GuruCam), Bi-Polar Live-Tweeter; The Lakers broke me and I stayed in the relationship; Jinx Tweet Merchant
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😂😂😂 what did I just hear?
Homie # 1: Who is the best female rapper of all time?
Homie #2: Drake
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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🏆LakersGuru🏆 retweeted
If I were in a room with Jeffrey Epstein, Adolf Hitler, and De’Aaron Fox, and had two bullets…
I’d shoot Fox twice
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Managed to get worse every game. Incredible feat to dig an even deeper grave after game 3.
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🏆LakersGuru🏆 retweeted
The Lakers led for 165 of 240 minutes (69%) and lost the series 4-1
The Spurs led for 173 of 240 minutes (72%) and lost the series 4-1
Every game starts the same lol reminds me of that one Lakers Nuggets series
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😂😂😂 it be the messenger most times…if they hate the messenger they won’t even hear the message
Guru u told us months ago to get Jose alvarado. He had some key moments in this series. Good omen! #GuruKnowledge
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Mitch Johnson decision to fall on his sword with Fox and Wemby’s lack of strength decides this game and ultimately this series.
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It’s so many gangs in wbb twitter 😭
My guy @GuruLakers gets a new welcome into wbb twitter almost every other day 😭😭😭😭
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It’s a wash because Johnson & Fox exist so Spurs don’t benefit from this phenomenon we’re witnessing
Spurs guard Dylan Harper off the bench: 8-for-12
The entire Knicks bench: 0-for-11
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Olivia Miles is the MVP of both leagues
Jalen Brunson’s Finals MVP Odds are SURGING on Kalshi.
Does he get the award if the Knicks win tonight?
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They definitely better bring that whistle when Phee is ready to suit up
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De’Aaron Fox has been trying to derail the Spurs for a while now. Mission might be accomplished tonight.
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COOK HER LIV AND SERVE NOTICE THAT YOU ARE THE MVP CAPTAIN NOW LMAOOOOOOO
TALK TO ME NICE!!!!!!!!!
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The crowd pops for the Knicks made shots are gonna deflate the Spurs soon
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Definitely about to happen. Knicks moving the same as the nuggets used to. Unbothered AF😂Spurs gonna get tight right about now
It’s about to happen lol
You can feel it 😂
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Lakers fans remember when we used to go up by 15 on the Nuggets and have no enjoyment from it at all because we knew the inevitable would happen?🤣🤣🤣
Gotta be how Spurs fans are feeling
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Why are A’ja Stan’s so hurtful?
Do y’all hate black men?
I’m just a girl dad for Obama’s sake.
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Every game starts the same lol reminds me of that one Lakers Nuggets series
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