CTO @ Narnium. "Average statisticians are the worst. Half of them confuse the mean with the median."
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16 Sep 2025
New post just landed at the #Narnium blog: Type-Safe Dynamic Mappings in Swift — narnium.com/posts/2025-09-16…
#swift #swiftlang #apple #programming #statictyping
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How lucky that "real love" just happened to be with a jacked Chad
Women are genuine in relationships.
While men just crave your body parts.
Know the difference, queens.
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6h
He knows 😭
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A simple proof that π is irrational.
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In 1936 Alonzo Church tackled a question logicians had circled for decades: is there a method that can decide for any mathematical statement whether it is provable?
To make the question precise he invented a tiny language where everything is a function: the lambda calculus. He used it to prove that no such method exists. Months later a student of his named Alan Turing reached the same conclusion with an imaginary machine. The two proofs were equivalent, and together they drew the line between what a computer can and cannot do.
Church built half the foundation of computer science to settle a question about logic. The lambda calculus he invented is still running today, inside every functional programming language.
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POV: You started a towel war with the cleaner at your hotel
[📹evinmaz]
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tf that got to do with me?!
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If only there was a language that made it harder to create some types of vulnerabilities in large cooperative projects while still being very fast and flexible and more suited for concurrent programming.
If only
”any C codebase, if it gets big enough with enough people, it is going to have vulnerabilities. It's not a skill issue in my opinion. It's just a language that allows that kind of thing to happen” youtu.be/QGC40AfmgY0?is=7pR3…
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me tome la temperatura y me dio 90 grados
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It be like that
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Jun 13
Miután kiderült, hogy több shady ügyben is benne voltak,nem csodálom
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Most men can't get a date so they have next to zero experience talking to a woman.
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why is the dating pool full of men who are so shy and awkward
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”any C codebase, if it gets big enough with enough people, it is going to have vulnerabilities. It's not a skill issue in my opinion. It's just a language that allows that kind of thing to happen” youtu.be/QGC40AfmgY0?is=7pR3…
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It's crazy how most men think they don't deserve love just because they aren’t financially stable
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