Professional hater 🌈

Joined January 2020
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A miserable mentality to operate under that creates a fraudulent sense of entitlement and superiority that only exists and is confined to the space between your ears. The majority of us work hard. Get over yourself.
ER doctors work harder than all the other doctors. Idgaf it’s not even close.
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How I feel after learning that the unit is on diversion while I’m on call tonight, despite a shit ton of open beds, because of acuity
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Living next to Philly’s Chinatown is tough because my death row meal gets updated every 7-14 days
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Miami conference: completed ✅ Returning home with great information, exciting new networking contacts, and, most importantly, an absolutely fucking mortifying watch tan line
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Something few people know is that you can find the world’s most perfect sandwich in South Beach, Miami
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Found out I passed boards on the same day our union contract was officially approved

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This being its own category at my favorite bookstore in Philly is taking me the fuck out
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Patient this morning told me that I looked “built” and that my biceps were big
..INSIGHT AND JUDGEMENT: INTACT ✅✅✅
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How I felt after escaping work 6 hours past my scheduled sign-out yesterday because of how busy the service was
CL psychiatry you will pay for your crimes
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I wish I could travel back in time so I could visit myself in the exact moment I decided it would be a good idea to simultaneously work on 2 grant proposals and slam a cast iron skillet into the back of my head đŸ«¶
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TODAY IS MY LAST DAY OFF-SERVICE, EVERRRRR

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On call for the third day in a row and will have hit ~60 hours by the end of this shift
feeling like a #surgeon
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Me after I was just shooting the shit with nursing, they started complaining about a doctor who was working this weekend, and then realizing the doctor they were bitching about
.was me
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Like no, I was not going to send a completely stable patient whose Hb fell from 11.9 to 10.6 for a fucking CT scan during a machine shortage on a weekend đŸ«¶
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Just realized I’m on call 5 out of the next 7 days
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Received (very extensive) handwritten draft edits from my research mentor for a grant submission, but her handwriting looks like it was written by a blind 6 year old while falling down the stairs so I have no idea what the fuck any of this says.
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Proud to identify as an unequivocal Fishtown hater đŸ™‚â€â†•ïž
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Live footage of me after my laptop display just randomly gave out the afternoon before day 1 of boards
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Seeing people already in residency incessantly post about match day during this time of year always fries me
this isn’t about us anymore, bitch!
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A second resident in my class has officially decided they’re leaving the program. I am trying my best to be a supportive co-worker, but knowing how much this is going to fuck over the rest of us for call shifts and night float moving forward is about to send me into a spiral
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My program’s call is quite rigorous second year (3 months of 6 night/week independent night float, frequent 24s, etc) and losing another resident is going to make the schedule impracticable since we cover two hospital systems. IM FREAKING OUT A BIT.
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