Used to be Hyun Soo Kim’s translator/ Starting Toxic Orioles Twitter lineup member/ UMD 🐢/ Orioles/ Ravens

Joined May 2016
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LFG IN THE STARTING 9
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Kevin Brown brought up the Samuel Basallo situation and asked Jim Palmer on MASN. Jim Palmer: “If he’s able to play late in the ballgame, I’m surprised he’s not in there, that’s all. I don’t think this is the time, when you’ve lost four in a row, to teach a lesson.”
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What the fuck are we doing? Yeah bench Basallo and Adley for the third straight game it’s clearly working
Orioles Lineup — June 10, 2026 Ward — LF Henderson — SS Alonso — 1B Cowser — CF Taveras — RF Holliday — 2B O’Neill — DH Alexander — 3B Huff — C Young — SP
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I am going to kill myself if I have to watch Tyler O’Neill hit in one more game
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I’m creating a Time Machine to stop my birth so I can never be alive to be an Orioles fan
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That’s weird, I was told by a bunch of Jays fans who googled the rule and cherry picked portions of it to fit their narrative that the umpires actually got it right.
That’s great and all. Now hold the umpires accountable.
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Replying to @balkwhisperer
You're correct about the rule. But it's clear to anyone not trying to be a homer to umpires that when 2B had completed the act of fielding, he turned to make a play on R1, establishing the baseline. R1 then continues to veer to the right, well outside of his established line.
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I never quit on you king
Adley Rutschman tonight: 4-for-4 3 XBH 5 RBI 5 times on base He's the first hitter in MLB this year to record 4 hits, 3 XBH, and 5 RBI in a singe game 🔥
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Now you all know that Hyun Soo Kim still has shooters out there
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..... It is a dark time for the Orioles. Although the rebuild has been completed, AL East competition has driven the Birds to the cellar. Rising up against the Front Office, a group of players led by Samuel Basallo and Pete Alonso have fought through the analytics to form a new core. The Evil Lord Elias and his second in command Sig, obsessed with prospects, have dispatched scouts to the remote parts of the Dominican to prepare for a July sell off......
May the lineup be with you. 🕓 4:05 PM 📺 MASN
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No one knows how to throw away momentum like the Baltimore Orioles. What a gross game.
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KETCHUP DOG WAS WINNING THEN POOF MUSTARD
They used Corgis for the hot dog race! And now the conspiracy is turning in Mustard’s direction. The Ketchup Corgi was winning near the finish line. Then there’s a jump cut that shows the Mustard Corgi winning. But a win is a win. That’s three straight. #JusticeforMustard
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What the fuck? Is Akin immune???
We have made the following roster moves:
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We’ve heard that first sentence abt 8 different times this season. But I hope it is
This feels like it could be a turning point in the Orioles’ season. The Rays have been nearly unbeatable. They took the lead in the 11th, 12th and 13th innings. They had multiple chances to finish this one off. But the O’s answered each time. That’s quite the win.
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Black hole at the end of the lineup
Memorial Day matinee.
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The fact that the #Orioles pinch-hit Tyler O’Neill as some sort of advantageous strategic maneuver is laughable. Does any other team have a .150 guy hitting in the heart of the order as often as this team does? Elias needs to just take the L and get him outta here
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What life is like when you enjoyed Andor and Mandalorian & Grogu
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Finally got to see the new Mando movie. I don’t get people saying this was a terrible movie, it was fine 😭
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He might be the worst player I’ve ever seen a touch a bat
Tyler O'Neill is 0-for-3 today. He's hitting .149 with a .497 OPS this season.
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On these Orioles, if you suck and don’t do your job, you’re in the lineup five nights a week. But if you pitch and give the Orioles three huge relief innings they needed, you’re on the first bus back to Norfolk.
I know it’s far from the most significant issue with the Orioles, but it needs to be pointed out that there is literally no reason why they haven’t just released Tyler O’Neill and eaten that contract.
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More last place finishes than playoff wins - Mike Elias
Remind me. What’s the excuse for this?
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