ALL CAPS | Plumber icon | Melee engineer @BorgTechnology | Penn State/NJ/Philly/NYC warrior

Joined October 2014
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15 Sep 2025
I close my eyes and seize it I clench my fists and beat it I light my torch and burn it I am the beast I worship
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Jun 12
Ya know in retrospect "Cody Schwab and Chroma watch me break my ankle for no reason in the middle of a kitchen in a castle" sounds like a weird dream
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11 Aug 2025
I will never forget you
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May 13
Ranked being enabled on this build is criminal, if I have to play some asshole on their Motorola at 200 ping I'm going to do something drastic
Slippi on Android is (unofficially) here! Play netplay Super Smash Bros Melee on your retro gaming handheld or phone! GCC adapter and bluetooth controllers are supported. Replays work! This version is tuned for Ayn Thor, but it should run on most aarch64 Android devices.
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fuck it. the entire Creed III VHS Recap by @HOBORG. let's run this back at the final creed
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Early bird registration may be closed, but after a HISTORIC run at Pat’s House yesterday we had to make a discount code To honor the GOAT Luigi, use code “HOBORG” for $5 off registration, valid until Friday
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Congrats to @KrudoKyle for winning Waddle Wednesday last night! This is his 6th time winning! Thanks to all the waddlers for playing and watching!
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Hey! It's tough trying to track my Ranked progress so I decided to make an app called Slippi Ranked Stats! It scans your Ranked replays to provide you with matchup win rates, stage stats, live and historical session tracking, comeback rate and more! 📉 Link in the replies
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Congrats to @JChuuu for winning Waddle Wednesday last night! This is his 21st time winning! Thanks to all the waddlers for playing and watching!
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Congratulations to @Lukegm4 for winning Dirty Dancing!
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Thank you to all entrants for being patient and understanding, I am glad we got to run what is entirely likely the biggest PM/P event in State College in over a decade challonge.com/valleypp
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Every time a new obstacle came up and I wanted to just cancel the event I saw this in my head
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Feb 26
To all Smash Valley attendees - if you want to try some of the best ice cream on the planet, Berkey Creamery is only a 5 minute walk from the venue and has ice cream so fresh their slogan is "4 days cow to cone"
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Past Penn State attendees can vouch, it is so crazy delicious and the portions are comically large please give it a try
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20 Feb 2023
Happy Presidents' Day, everybody
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The Zain slayer, Luigi extraordinaire, and one of melee’s fastest rising stars @Rap1238727 will be attending Smash Valley: The Last Dance on 2/28
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Out of the Blue 5 is on March 28th! Featuring: Over 10 top 100 players Double Elimination Water Fall Melee Singles Bracket Multiple controller modders Top Midwest event & stream production Multiple side events Near public transit/free parking Link in replies:
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Congrats to @KevbotSSBM for winning the Top 100 Melee Masquerade last night! Thanks to all the ranked players for playing and watching! Special thanks to BIG KNEE for watching!
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Fuck it. 100 RTs and we will invite RapMonster, the Zain Slayer, to Full House: Siege. All expenses paid. Nobody beats the #1 player three Thug Finals in a row.
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