Fragrances from Bryophytes. Engineering and redesigning of mosses for commercial and scientific purpose. Other plants are also welcome. My tweets are my own.

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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science... The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
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Turn this one up and feel the power ๐ŸŽต A bold sound that pulls you right into the track. Perfect if you love music with real energy. Artist to check out, Astatine, Let Ashes Fall. Go find it online and take a listen ๐Ÿ‘‰ open.spotify.com/track/0pMX6โ€ฆ
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We have an opening for a Assistent/Associtate Professor position in Plant Biochemistry @lbvpam.bsky.social lbvpam.univ-st-etienne.fr/enโ€ฆ #plants #scijobs #plantscijobs #biochemistry Use the french government link to apply: odyssee.enseignementsup-rechโ€ฆ Deadline is 4th of April.

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#igem teams can still apply, we still have spaces left for cool teams who dare to work on plants. @iGEM
Do you like #Plant #Synthetic #Biology - and do you want to learn more? Then have a look here eventbrite.com/e/plant-synthโ€ฆ We are hosting this short training event to bring you up-to-date on the latest things in #Plant #SynBio and also with practical training !!!
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Dear All, We're trying again to hire our future #Professor in #Plant #Chemical #Ecology. Please share this post, and if you apply, please do try to follow the guidelines and translate the documents into the right language. #Science lbvpam.univ-st-etienne.fr/enโ€ฆ

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Hi, you can still sign up. And we have a lot of space for #iGEM teams. @iGEM @iGEMCommunity @ia2clyon
Do you like #Plant #Synthetic #Biology - and do you want to learn more? Then have a look here eventbrite.com/e/plant-synthโ€ฆ We are hosting this short training event to bring you up-to-date on the latest things in #Plant #SynBio and also with practical training !!!
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Do you like #Plant #Synthetic #Biology - and do you want to learn more? Then have a look here eventbrite.com/e/plant-synthโ€ฆ We are hosting this short training event to bring you up-to-date on the latest things in #Plant #SynBio and also with practical training !!!

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You can apply now as a single person (use the E-niche application) or as an #iGEM team (4-5 per team in the practical part). Our target is MSc students and PhD students. Hurry up and send your application now, before your best friend takes the last spot.
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Move, start, reignite your career to St. Etienne, France. Enjoy the French countryside, just 15 minutes from campus. But still in a big city, and only 45 min from the gastronomic capital Lyon. Just under 3 weeks to apply for this #professorship.
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โœ…Experience with teaching chemical ecology, #ecology #chemicalsignals hashtag #chemicalecology
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A link to ODYSSEE - (maybe you need a profile) odyssee.enseignementsup-rechโ€ฆ It is expected that the candidate has a long track record in teaching in plant biology and chemical ecology, including being course responsible for several courses. #plantvolatiles #plantcommunication

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!!BREAKING NEWS!! Your dream PhD is advertised. 'Origin and evolutionary dynamics of rainforest assembly in the Fiji Islands' And yes, you will HAVE to do fieldwork in that place in the picture... Botanists this a one off! Please RT! findaphd.com/phds/project/orโ€ฆ
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I will no longer post here. Find me on the ๐Ÿฆ‹ sky.
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We did it, and started our Marie Curie Doctoral Network program #ModBioTerp. It's all about terpenoids and terpene synthases. You can follow us on modbioterp.univ-st-etienne.fโ€ฆ Thanks to the PIs for joining, and we look forward to start our students. @tomas_pluskal and more.
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Henrik Toft Simonsen ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต retweeted
We are #hiring ! In Stanislav Koprivaโ€™s project supervised @UniCologne, the PhD student will decifer the role of camalexin in interaction with bacteria in the root. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธapplication deadline Jan 5th, 2025 mpipz.mpg.de/imprs/
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We have a dream - we want to hire a future star in Plant Chemical Ecology for our open professor position. Find the PDF file in the link below. Our focus for this position is on volatile terpenoids and plant-plant chemical communication. mydrive.univ-st-etienne.fr/sโ€ฆ

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The position will open in spring 2025, but reach out now. The French application system is not simple, so we would like to help our candidates fill in all the forms correctly. Read more here, and maybe you are our next professor.
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