need a reason to not do anything. narrative game designer. interviewer. one-shot radahn pre-nerf. they/them/siya/kanya. httpaladin@gmail.com #blm #stopasianhate
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If Mike wasn't a bitch 1/2
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Jean Wells. Penny Williams. Rose Estes. Darlene. Lee Gold. Margaret Weis. Penny Williams.
People like this never have awareness of the greater world around them, and always lack a knowledge of any TTRPG history.
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The people trying to call him an incel or sexless do nothing to help. Like holy shit, learn how to talk to people.
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29 Oct 2023
another reminder that we are boycotting McDonald’s, Starbucks, and Disney! Stocks are already going down and they’re sweating, your part DOES help! #FreePalestine #CeasefireNOW
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it’d be funny if in guided meditation they’d throw in something kind of scary sometimes like “imagine there’s a weird creature behind you. you don’t have language to describe any of its features. notice what that feels like”
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29 Oct 2023
is anyone here willing to do a short Q&A about conventions or artist alley things? i've been jumpscared by an assignment deadline and i'd need it by tomorrow night 😬😬 lmk yall lol
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What the fuck.
28 Oct 2023
How it started for everyone (7) Wyll
JUSTICE FOR WYLL
presenter didn't give him chance to tell his story
#Astarion #BaldursGate3 #bg3 #Gale #Shadowheart #Wyll #Laezel #Karlach #AmeliaTyler
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26 Oct 2023
Israel's propaganda is not sustainable.
Millennials and Gen Z see right through it.
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Gal Gadot saying that people who are asking for a ceasefire have lost their "humanity" is so telling, because it represents that in her eyes, the Palestinians are not part of humanity. That's how Israel supporters justify the genocide - they consider indigenous people animals.
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28 Oct 2023
After 20 years of DMing I can finally summarize my style of running games:
I love Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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The alignment system in 3.5e D&D was so funny because it meant that if you listened to Free Bird too much and shotgunned Four Loco you could reasonably be barred from learning martial arts as a Monk.
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28 Oct 2023
Its never not gonna be funny when some spam account messages me on instagram saying I've "captured their aattention" for a brand, and that brand is like, women's yoga sweats and bra.
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27 Oct 2023
Do I know anyone who is well-versed in magical realism? Trying to track down a short story and I'm having absolutely no luck.
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Male lions kill the cubs of prides they take over.
They generally target ones that are less than a year old, as those are the ones still nursing, and female lions aren't receptive to mating when nursing.
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27 Oct 2023
🖤 Giveaway time 🖤
Win a free tshirt with my designs ☺️
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Good luck!
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Sometimes I just want to run a challenge in a game with cars where you're in a high speed car chase. Shadowrun would be cool to see extremes of skill. Starfinder would be cool because the person in shotgun is summoning acid rain.
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26 Oct 2023
He's talking about those Ghibli food videos & corny smooth ass anime edits, he's actually so fucking based.. interpolation should be a crime against humanity.
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