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If you and your day ones ain't like this, they ain't ya day one. @iStiffArmKids
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Me partying in Left Field tonight for an 8 pm first pitch knowing that I have to get up for work at 5:30 am on Monday:

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Won’t he do it!!!
Both Tech pitchers are getting COOKED!
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Once you get into that mid-20s age range, you really couldn’t give two fucks about a baddie. I swear some of them just be pretty bums.
India Love says baddies want rich men who actually spend their money, not just let it sit in the bank 👀
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STORM'S A STEWIN' ☔ #HookEm
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Mind you, this is an Iowa state podcast. Guys yall yelling outside from across the street. You’re not even at the club, let alone inside 😂

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I mean it checks out.
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The amount of men replying to this that are upset she told a man no, even though she was looking for a FWB is truly concerning. My brothers in Christ consent is always a thing regardless of what you’re looking for.

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I love them more than life but the internal peace and space is something I never knew I needed.
the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away
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May 31
When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty
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What are we doing?
Hannah Berner confesses she slept with her boyfriend's co-workers, they were all mascots so she wouldn't know which one was her man, so she'll touch them to confirm and just hope it was him which eventually led to..... ''I ran through the mascots, I hope he's not jealous ''
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Texas played 4 playoff teams in the regular season last year. They went 2-2 in those games Texas Tech played 0 CFP teams in the regular season and was shutout by the only CFP team they played You scored just as many points against CFP teams as 2025 TxTech did. That’s his point
Replying to @GrahamCoffeyDC
Maybe Sark should want a head to head win vs a team that actually made the CFP? Sark taking the talk he knows his team can not walk.
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Texas has a top 10 strength of schedule and a week five by week and Ohio state week 2. but yeah tech let’s act like Texas is afraid to schedule you when the last time these two teams played Texas won by literally 50 points.
May 28
NEW: Texas Tech's Joey McGuire said he's called Abilene Christian and Texas State in efforts to schedule Texas after Steve Sarkisian's recent comments🔥 "We would love to play the University of Texas in Week one." (h/t @Joseph_Duarte) on3.com/college/texas-tech-r…
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Why not offer to buy out Ohio State? Ohhhhh, because we’re posturing knowing Texas won’t do it.
May 28
NEW: Texas Tech's Joey McGuire said he's called Abilene Christian and Texas State in efforts to schedule Texas after Steve Sarkisian's recent comments🔥 "We would love to play the University of Texas in Week one." (h/t @Joseph_Duarte) on3.com/college/texas-tech-r…
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Sark: we could beat Texas tech’s schedule with our 2’s Texas tech: They think they can beat us with their 2’s?!?
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a guy has no problem catering to a woman who brings peace into his life.
May 25
A hill you are willing to d!e on?
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This is becoming a weekly occurrence….
Teacher charged with having sex with student in school closet now accused of abusing 5 others, including girl trib.al/J0W4DEP
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Texas owns the head to head 2-0 in the SEC and 6 of the last 10.
Comparing Texas A&M vs Texas since 2012 Wins: -Texas A&M 116 -Texas 113 Home Wins: -Texas A&M 70 -Texas 62 Heisman Winners: -Texas A&M 1 -Texas 0
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Did Texas A&M Softball throw their regional to duck Texas? 🤔
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Would’ve been the record if A&M would’ve won their own regional against a team that finished below .500 in conference play.
The SEC ties the NCAA Softball record for most teams in Super Regionals 🔥 The SEC is the only conference ever to send nine teams to Supers‼️
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