A Shapely Pillar of Enchanted Meat
Joined June 2013
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Gail Williams retweeted
All right social media, my new song "Mr. Axolotl's Teatime" is live over on Bandcamp RIGHT NOW. Check it out and let me know what you love most about it today! #music #selfpromotion
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Gail Williams retweeted
4 Oct 2022
Botanically speaking, cucumbers and tomatoes are, in fact, fruit.
Sorry about that.
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19 Apr 2022
I get dressed in darkness…
I get dressed in darkness Baklava
19 Apr 2022
Your gangster name is the colour of your underwear and the last food that you ate
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19 Apr 2022
The only thing hotter than your man fixing the cheese drawer is your man helping you wear out the cheese drawer to the point of failure. #cheesedrawersareforlovers
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16 Feb 2022
If you didn’t buy your girl nothing for National Gumdrop Day , be a man & let her fuck somebody else
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8 Feb 2022
Empty plastic bags. My brain is officially liquefied by the moving process.
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4 Feb 2022
“Buy a 7-foot diameter beanbag!” They said. “It will make your life so whimsical!” They said.
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Gail Williams retweeted
Stop trying to sell me chili powder disguised as chile powder. Also just generally fuck off with your chili powder, ok?
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28 Jan 2021
Lady Riley Spanakopita of Capitalism is a Disease
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26 Sep 2021
Lady Riley, a Buncha Stuff of a Buncha Stuff (this thread to be retired, new cataloguing thread incoming)
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