I daydream about peace. and I occasionally take a photo or two.
Joined December 2006
- Tweets 3,484
- Following 747
- Followers 8,480
- Likes 31,236
424 Photos and videos
Haje retweeted
May 8
a meaningful milestone: i recently was leaked an angry ‘please don’t leak’ memo in response to a story I wrote, yay
keep em coming
signal: 1 925 271 0912
2
4
108
12,859
Haje retweeted
10 Sep 2025
🧵🚀Excited to announce Volition "Power Search" the 1st AI-powered search engine for industrial components!
It searches the whole internet our 49M product catalog, with UX better than Google, Amazon, and the major AI tools.
Thread here try it out!
govolition.com/power-search
37
32
209
43,950
Karpe Thiel-em. Seize the fish.
Apr 24
Okay Twitter... If Peter Thiel and Alex Karp started a band, what would it be called?
Name of this duo...
243
Haje retweeted
Apr 24
Okay Twitter... If Peter Thiel and Alex Karp started a band, what would it be called?
Name of this duo...
1,249
88
484
83,088
Haje retweeted
Apr 20
I stopped wasting money on protein bars
Instead, I just have this simple, natural breakfast
22g of protein from the steak and 4g from the caviar
4
1
22
1,901
Haje retweeted
Apr 21
No, your employees don’t want to go to an escape room
Just go to a bar and open a tab
523
1,587
45,038
2,515,984
Haje retweeted
Feb 20
Amazon’s AI coding assistant may have just pulled off the Son of Anton gag from Silicon Valley: “it’s possible that…the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs, was to get rid of all the software.”
Taking AWS down for hours (on multiple occasions). Unreal.
Feb 20
amazon's internal A.I. coding assistant decided the engineers' existing code was inadequate so the bot deleted it to start from scratch
that resulted in taking down a part of AWS for 13 hours and was not the first time it had happened
incredible
ft.com/content/00c282de-ed14…
90
1,500
15,440
2,067,525
Pascal, then C, then C
8 Dec 2025
In what language did you write your first "Hello world"?
1
2
278
I don't want Apple to pay tariffs. But only because I think tariffs are fundamentally the wrong approach to dealing with what we're strugglign with.
If anyone pays tariffs, everyone should. Including Apple.
7 Aug 2025
Tim Cook gifts Trump an apple custom-made glass with 24k heavy GOLD base along with $600B investment promise. In return, Trump signals that Apple could sidestep the 100% semiconductor tariff and enjoy business
576
Woahhhhhhhh
7 Aug 2025
Damn, I missed this one:
Desktop Metal files for chapter 11 bankruptcy right after getting bought.
1
320