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There's going to be a lot of "allegations" surfacing in the next few days.
Let me clarify a few things:
Hitler was bad.
Mussolini was bad.
Pol Pot was bad.
Ed Sheeran was bad.
Rebecca Black better.
Red Hot Chili Peppers was bad.
Tootsie Pops was bad.
White people was bad
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You donβt create Ronald Reagans by having strong education and giving people a strong intellectual foundation. You get the next Ronald Reagan by finding an empty vessel and feeding him a steady diet of propaganda that the CEO of GE gives him. Or these days just WSJ op-eds
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Remember in 2024 whenever something like this would happen and guys from Shit, Indiana would go βDEI Airplaneβ
UPDATE: 8 crew members killed in B-52 crash at Edwards Air Force Base in California
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As we reflect on our accomplishments for FY26, feel free to drop your favorite meltdowns in the replies.
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Also I remember like earlier the same WEEK as young haircut was the guy who was like βiβm a buddhist iβm nonviolent and my ex-wife having a restraining order against me is unrelatedβ AND the guy who was like βwomen are scary so itβs better to never ever ever interact with themβ
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One of the most baffling responses I've seen from Americans to this is "cook your food". This is a sandwich, you don't cook a sandwich.
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Reuben. Grilled cheese. Croque Monsieur. Monte Cristo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_saβ¦
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grilled_cβ¦
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_moβ¦
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monte_Criβ¦
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As we reflect on our accomplishments for FY26, feel free to drop your favorite meltdowns in the replies.
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the small one is big now! π€£
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Ham would you edit this and faceswap them I feel like that would bang but I don't have the time rn
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At Dennyβs crying over this menu item
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Ham would you edit this and faceswap them I feel like that would bang but I don't have the time rn
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The really funny thing was when she started reading the book she said she was pretty sure most of the people were still in prison and her chat immediately corrected her that she had passed away recently.
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Thereβs the tight end Green Bay wanted off waivers. Must have finally passed his physical!!!
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We are so back
The Packers are signing Luke Lachey, the tight end they claimed off waivers from the Texans on May 12. He failed his physical, so he never actually signed. Over a month later, he's fully healthy and now on the roster.
They released Jakobie Keeney-James as the corresponding move.
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Spaceghost turning into a white savior for black people was pretty awesome. I'm assuming this was an attempt at atonement for the blackface photo. She would read a page and then talk about how hard her life was compared to political prisoners.
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That was before we started a war with Iran?? Fuck. FUCK!
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From last year but what type of mental illness makes you type this out and hit send?
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Ham Linehan CANNOT pull bitches. Ham Linehan DOES NOT fuck
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When I made the parody video of him and he βhad his people look into itβ lol
This was one of the better crashouts this year.
As we reflect on our accomplishments for FY26, feel free to drop your favorite meltdowns in the replies.
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