I'm just a boy Standing in front of this girl Making sure the knots are out of reach

Insanity demands a high level of concentration. This has been your stoned thought for the night.

I don’t care what you creepy Elon stans say, he did NOT earn that money and he is NOT a genius. He’s a fuckin Nazi whose daddy had an emerald mine. Period.

She would not have bombed Iran. She would not have illegally attacked Venezuela. She would not have destroyed the economy. She would not have pardoned criminals, drug traffickers, and traitors. She would not have supported Putin's Russia. She would not have slept in the Oval Office. She would not have an affected hand. She would not have cut the SNAP program. She would not have used the DOJ to attack her political enemies. She would not have given money to foreign countries. She would not have abandoned American farmers. She would not have prevented the release of the Epstein files. She would not have destroyed American democracy. She would not have trampled on the Constitution. She would not have abandoned the fundamental rights of citizens. She would not have deployed American soldiers against the American people. She would not have destroyed the White House. She would not have enriched her family through government influence. She would not have lied about her health records. She would not have played golf. She wouldn't have asked people to cheat in future elections. She wouldn't have said "Quiet piggy" to a female journalist. She wouldn't have invited Putin to Alaska. She wouldn't have appointed an administration of incompetents. She wouldn't have done everything Trump did.

Everybody retweet for visibility and check if you're still following my account because Elon likes to automatically unfollow people in the middle of the night like some kind of Incelf on the Shelf

For an old man, I certainly have a lot of followers who are young beautiful women who almost certainly don't exist.

Here. Now leave me the fuck alone, okay?

I've got to tell you, I am so glad that I'm closer to the end of my life than the beginning right now. Cuz this shit is never getting better.

He wants to be the official dog of #smokefleet. I told him he is. He'll never know.

No lies detected.

Plot twist: There IS an afterlife, but in it you experience the moment of your death for eternity.

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts. The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

Just one: What was the average life expectancy 120 years ago? (47 to 50) Also, I sincerely doubt that last paragraph.

...and then he blocked me, like a typical MAGA fake tough guy. 😅😂🤣😂😅😆 "Alpha," my ass.

Oh god. I think I have to finally admit that I'm an F1 fan.

" I said something shitty and then everybody was mean to me and none of the other shitty people had my back."

It's the title of a song by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band. Do the math on that one and get back to us.

How many times do you people need to be told that crypto is a scam to separate you from your money? Bitcoin cracks $60,000, sinking to lowest level since October 2024 ground.news/article/bitcoin-… #groundnews via @Ground_app

Wow. All this AND child rape? What a wonderful presient we have. politi.co/4x79sFL via @politico

If you order something from Temu, does it ever actually show up?

Happy Pride Month to the First Lady.