When feeling down, try celebrating what you have versus complaining about what you don't have.

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now? And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep."

OIL - Tell me again how charts are useless at predicting the future...

My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale and sucking in my stomach. She said, “Ha! That’s not going to help.” I replied, “Sure it does. It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

The Philadelphia Phillies have reached a pre-agreement with Venezuelan shortstop David Basabe, a member of the 2031 international class, for a $1.8 million bonus. At just 11 years old, Basabe becomes the youngest player in history to secure a pre-agreement with a Major League organization. The agreement sets a new benchmark in the international market and places David Basabe firmly on the radar as one of the most ambitious bets of his generation.

In a groundbreaking social initiative, Albuquerque, New Mexico launched a program that pays homeless individuals to clean streets, parks, and public areas. The idea was simple — offers work, dignity, and purpose instead of punishment or pity. The results were remarkable: over 70% of participants have now secured permanent housing or full-time employment, transforming their lives and communities alike. The city’s “There’s a Better Way” program proves that compassion-driven policies can be more effective than traditional welfare systems.

With hindsight, the top in stock markets (priced in crude) may already be in. A break below the next rising support would add evidence of that. Wouldn’t be surprised to see $300, $400, or even $500 oil per barrel someday.

"I'm very tired, I'll just sit here." 😄❤️

Do you remember my S&P 500 target?

After being rescued from a petting zoo, a special camel had trouble fitting in with the other animals on the rescue farm. It wanted nothing more than to be friends with all the horses and alpacas, but they had never seen a camel before. After a while, they realized that it was just a funny version of them, so they began to warm up to it, and now it has become part of the herd ✨💖

It’s amazing, you can almost read its eyes saying, “Help me, I got myself into this mess.” You can also see that it realizes you are helping to free it 😳💘

Kind gentle soul Meet Red.. Technically he’s a wild stallion, but not typical. He’s been hanging around out back so long he’s practically tame. He’s a loner, he has no band and is not unpredictable or even dangerous like some stallions. We’ve become best friends..and when I sit on a stump he’ll come over and hang out with me. Sure he’ll disappear sometimes out in the wild lands to the east. But he’ll always comes back to visit Hawk. I’ve never seen him fighting with another stallion.. I guess that’s why he has no band of mares. If you’re a wild stallion and you want a band of mares you’re going to have to fight for them. As you can see he’s a bit on the small side, but I’ll tell you, he seems happy.

I think the term, “illegally“ answered that question sufficiently

AMERICA! 🇺🇸 This woman is raising a badass little rancher and I love it! This is how you teach your children important life skills. Bravo on this woman 👏 This is a beautiful thing to see!

I want a lifesize one for the garden

A wholesome moment. Mom giving her daughter one of the best experiences — memories that last forever, not just a day.

Bond Markets in trouble here 👇

Jesus walked into a bar, saw a Russian with a glass of water, and asked, "My son, are you a believer?" The Russian replied, "No." With a wave of his hand, Jesus changed it to a glass of wine. “Well my son, do you believe now?" The Russian frowned and shook his head. The next day Jesus went into the bar, saw the same man, and said “My son, are you a believer yet?" The Russian replied, "No." Jesus waved his hands and behold! The glass again was changed to wine. "Well my son, now you must surely believe,” said, Jesus, but the Russian just frowned and shook his head. On the third day, Jesus entered the bar and went over to the Russian. "My son, are you a believer yet?" The Russian looked up and snarled, "If I say yes will you leave my vodka alone?"

Police in Central Park thought they were hunting down a skilled pickpocket after multiple visitors reported their phones mysteriously disappearing without anyone noticing a thing. But while officers were questioning people in the park, a raccoon suddenly ran up, grabbed a phone, and exposed itself as the real thief. After chasing it through the trees, police found a hidden stash of stolen phones tucked away in a raccoon’s hiding spot. They later announced that anyone missing a phone in Central Park could check with the station to claim it.

The definition of horse power.. 💪