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17 Jan 2022
You visited my profile to find an insult for me instead of investing in thought? Congratulations, you can now reply that I have my pronouns in my bio so everyone knows you're a dullwitted bigot incapable of independent ideas.
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9 Sep 2024
Hey @NelsonAlexRE you know soliciting for rent bidding, and not offering rentals at a fixed price is illegal right?
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20 Aug 2024
Tried watching this The Sopranos show you all talk about. First word I hear is “woke.” Turned it right off.
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21 Aug 2024
Good job that, as an Australian resident, I was entirely unable to read JCap's short on $wtc at $34.
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21 Aug 2024
Though these two companies have claimed only a small portion of my effort and funds they now appear to be set to eventually take care of a decent chunk of my retirement needs if I just do literally nothing but check they aren't frauds from time to time.
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16 Aug 2024
this is my favourite reddit screenshot i think about it so often
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14 Aug 2024
We have just published our analysis of the FY 2024 Pro Medicus #ASX $PME results. (Disclosure: Held)
As always, it's free to read 👇
arichlife.com.au/pro-medicus…
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4 Apr 2024
Excuse me, Apple, why is the calculator wrong?
When you key in 50 50 and hit the equals key, it’ll give you 100. Multiply that by 2 and you get 200. That’s correct.
But type in 50 50 * 2 and it spits out 150. What gives?
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14 Jul 2024
cheerfuldespair.com/episode-…
4.5 years after episode 25 - it’s episode 26 of the Cheerful Despair podcast!
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6 Jun 2024
Real estate agencies are making it impossible to do recurring bank transfers by CHANGING THE FKN ACCOUNT EVERY MONTH, in order to force tenants to use their platform for a fee.
This particular agency is Morton, but they’re not alone.
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5 Jun 2024
@PodcastName @dfpiii @fatcandy82 Recently been watching an excellent and entertaining scambaiter on YouTube called Jim Browning. Was wracking my brain for days trying to remember where I'd heard his stock credits music before I realised: it was CrossQuiz!
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5 Jun 2024
Anyway just saying hello to let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed Cheerful Despair and miss it. Hope you're well.
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23 May 2024
Hard Rock International has denied it is involved...
22 May 2024
Snowy 2.0’s luckless Florence tunnel boring machine is stopped again, this time after reportedly taking a wrong turn and getting stuck in hard rock reneweconomy.com.au/once-too…
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20 May 2024
Work with Dan. I haven't done it but if ever he recruits for an idiot I would.
Hello folks, if you want to come work with me, we're hiring a senior frontend engineer in Sydney, shitposters preferred - jobs.ashbyhq.com/magicbrief/…
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8 May 2024
the ongoing effort to categorise all things as woke/not woke provides the following updates:
fruit ❌
sandwiches ❌
quinoa ✅
sushi ✅
please update your records
7 May 2024
We just saved you $107 million on school lunches.
Despite the shrieking from the left, we’re not cancelling the programme.
We'll be doing more with less money to feed kids the fruit and sandwiches their parents would, not woke food like quinoa and sushi.
Bon appétit.
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1 May 2024
the podcast in question was on 17 Feb 2022. choose your "experts" wisely.
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14 Apr 2024
11/ And really, it would be smarter not to tweet this.
But I want people to KNOW what insecure housing looks & feels like. Even from a relatively privileged position. People are doing it HARD right now.
Thanks to @purplepingers for his advocacy. This must change, @ChrisMinnsMP.
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11 Apr 2024
Every beautifully shot video promoting The Masters showing the pristine greens and the dappled light through the trees should have a huge disclaimer across the screen saying "this golf course permitted its first black member in 1990"
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9 Apr 2024
bonus spinnidge
imagine the word gnocchi. imagine how one might say gnocchi. imagine how one might pronounce gnocchi badly. then listen.
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