I'm old enough to remember when a group of 50 illegals got shipped to Martha's Vineyard in 2022 and those rich white "no human is illegal" liberals wasted no time calling the authorities and getting every last one of them removed with zero due process in less than 48 hours.

UK is doomed under Dictator Starmer

Wendy is the Michael Altman of the hybrids who later on ended up rebelling against the humans when they got tired of taking orders #AlienEarth

& if yo child is selling these, SEND THEM MY WAY! 😭

For the crime of protecting herself.

One of my coworkers put in our team chat “Taylor and Travis are engaged” My response: What department are they in?

Next time French in The Bronx 🤣

I’m gonna call it the sealed rooms are where they kept the prototype synths that started to lose their shit like Nibbs #AlienEarth

Lol this is hilarious. The Phillies had a kiss cam and had the Phillie Phanatic re-enact the Coldplay affair😂

MY MOM SENDS THIS TO PEOPLE WHEN SHE DOOR DASHES 😭😭

I would come in early for this 😭

We went from “MeToo” to “Migrants can rape your kids” in less than 10 years.

🚨 BREAKING: A Minnesota axe murderer is being released early due to a new law passed under a Democrat trifecta. David Brom had been sentenced to life in prison for brutally murdering his parents and two younger siblings in 1988. Welcome to Tim Walz’s Minnesota.

Everybody in the HR dept watching the Head of HR lady walk in.....

BREAKING: Five men, including 4 current and former Louisiana law enforcement officers, accused of a years-long scheme to exploit the U.S. immigration system for personal profit. For almost a decade, the officers allegedly obtained hundreds of fraudulent U-Visas, which are special non-immigrant visas reserved for victims or witnesses. Business owner Chandrakant Patel then allegedly paid law enforcement officers $5,000 per fake report in exchange for official documentation falsely claiming these individuals were crime victims. The five people indicted are: - Chad Doyle, Oakdale Police Chief - Michael “Freck” Slaney, Oakdale City Marshal - Glynn Dixon, Forest Hill Police Chief - Tebo Onishea, former police chief of Glenmora - Chandrakant Patel, businessman and Subway restaurant owner The 62-count indictment includes allegations of conspiracy, bribery, mail fraud, immigration fraud, visa fraud, and money laundering.

American surgeon records her peer-2-peer call with UnitedHealthcare trying to get a patients surgery approved they denied - Both insurance company doctors refuse to give their names and numbers - Neither insurance doctor has ever performed the surgery she’s trying to get approved - They tell her they don’t even have the power to approve or deny her request - UnitedHealthcare makes the decisions, regardless of what their own doctors recommend “The Medical Decision was not up to the doctors on the call, it had already been made by United” “So here I am, appealing again” This is the US Healthcare system

Religion is the opium of the Poor

Bro literally said hold my beer

Porch Pirate learns a life changing lesson after stealing his last package! 📦 A man has been stealing packages from a ladies front porch in Texas and she’s finally had enough! She placed a package outside containing many, many black widow spiders! 🕷️ Right on schedule, the thief stole the package and opened it in his car. This smart move landed him in the hospital. 🏥 The police interviewed the woman to see if she did this on purpose. Her response was of course not, I raise them as pets. 😅 Here’s the best part of the story!! During his car ride, he eliminated some of those spiders. Those spiders were her pets, so now he finally has criminal charges for stealing from her porch! 🤣🤣🤣