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Adam Hayman retweeted
With everything we are hearing right now about ticks this seems like good information to share. “Here’s what I’ve learned after more ticks than I care to count. First, whatever your uncle told you, forget it. No matches. No nail polish. No Vaseline. No soap on a cotton ball. All of those do the same terrible thing, they stress the tick out, and a stressed tick empties its gut back into the bite before letting go. Which, if you think about what that actually means for a second, is literally how Lyme and the rest get transmitted so you’re not speeding up its exit. You’re making it throw up into you. Fine-tipped tweezers. Grip right where the mouthparts enter the skin, not the body, the head. Pull straight up, steady, no twisting, no jerking. It’ll feel like it’s resisting because it is, the mouthparts are barbed. Just keep the pressure on and it lets go in a few seconds. If a piece breaks off in the skin, leave it alone. Your body pushes splinters out. Digging around with a needle does more damage then the fragment ever would. Clean it with alcohol or soap. Wash your hands. Now here’s the part most people skip: don’t flush the tick. Tape it to an index card. Clear packing tape right over the body, write the date and where on your body it was, and stick the card in a drawer. If you come down with anything weird in the next 30 days, rash, fever, joint pain, that flu-that-isn’t-flu feeling, that tick goes with you to the doctor. Some labs will test the tick itself, which is faster and often more reliable than waiting for antibodies to show up in your own blood. A dated tick taped to a card is one of the most useful things you can hand a doctor who’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with you. The other thing worth saying out loud: if the tick was engorged when you pulled it, and you can’t swear it was off your body within 24 hours, call your doctor that same day. Don’t wait for a rash. Fewer than three out of four Lyme cases even produce the classic bullseye. A single preventive dose of doxycycline within 72 hours of a deer tick bite cuts the Lyme odds way down, and most docs in tick country will write that prescription without giving you a hard time, especially if you walk in with the tick taped to a card and a clear timeline.”
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So we're gonna get actual space aliens and GTA6 before we get Epstein arrests....
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They really should have phrased the question better.
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As do I!
I don't know why or what for, but I need it.
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This crap is not ok. Send this nutjob to the psych ward until they fix whatever is wrong in his brain that made him think a man dedicated to talking as a way of preventing violence would want this. Once they straighten him out, in however many years that takes, let him then do another 20 years in prison.
A Phoenix man calling himself “a martyr for Charlie Kirk” was arrested after threatening to shoot up a gay bar to “send a message”
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Adam Hayman retweeted
Replying to @johnpavlovitz
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For those of you wondering who he is, here's a picture (he's circled in red)
10 Sep 2025
Alright. I am un-retiring.
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Adam Hayman retweeted
Replying to @TRHLofficial
This fits (and I always listen again every time I share it)
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Replying to @CNviolations
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If you ever thought you had a crappy day at work...
He lied in his resume
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Adam Hayman retweeted
Perspective.
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Yup.
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This is an amazing idea!
Replying to @unusual_whales
Building on 1:10 Regulations: Departments earn Regulation Deletion Credits. ANY Dept can earn credits by identifying regulations to delete from OTHER departments. A Review Board will delete and approve Deletion Credits. Depts will scramble to clear all their worthless regs before other Departments use. Then they can have their staff look for low hanging Regs in other Depts to build up credits. Also Citizens can ID Regs to eliminate, and earn Reg Reduction Credits. Citizens can then sell their Reg Reduction Credits to agencies
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Elon and Vivek at the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)

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Adam Hayman retweeted
Replying to @emzanotti
yeah, so my hubby would take one look at the fact that she's on TikTok & say "I gotta stop you right there" then proceed to give her a very long cybersecurity lecture on TikTok since he works in InfoSec. She'd run away crying. But, hey, give it a shot, sweetie. LOL!
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Adam Hayman retweeted
For my British and European friends who are "shocked" and "surprised", here are 10 reasons you didn't see this coming. Read this short post and then read the replies from our American friends who will confirm what I'm saying. 1. Americans love their country and want it to be the best in the world. America is a nation of people who conquered a continent. They love strength. They love winning. Any leader who appeals to that has an automatic advantage. 2. Unlike Europeans, Americans have not accepted managed decline. They don't have Net Zero here, they believe in producing their own energy and making it as cheap as possible because they know that their prosperity depends on it. 3. Prices for most basic goods in the US have increased rapidly and are sky high. What the official statistics say about inflation and the reality of people's lives are not the same. 4. Unlike you, Americans do not believe in socialism. They believe in meritocracy. They don't care about the super rich being super rich because they know that they live in a country where being super rich is available to anyone with the talent and drive to make it. They don't resent success, they celebrate it. 5. Americans are the most pro-immigration people in the world. Read that again. Seriously, read it again. Americans love an immigrant success story. They want more talented immigrants to come to America. But they refuse to accept people coming illegally. They believe in having a border. 6. Americans are sensitive about racial issues and their country's imperfect history. They believe that those who are disadvantaged by the circumstances of their birth should be given the opportunity to succeed. What they reject, however, is the idea that in order to address the errors of the past new errors must be made. DEI is racist. They know it and they reject it precisely because they are not racist. 7. Americans are the most philosemitic nation on earth. October 7 and the pro-Hamas left's reaction shocked them to their very core because, among other things, they remember what 9/11 was like and they know jihad when they see it. 8. Americans are extremely practical people. They care about what works, not what sounds good. In Europe, we produce great writers and intellectuals. In America they produce (and attract) great engineers, businessmen and investors. Because of this, they care less about Trump's rhetoric than you do and more about his policies than you do. 9. Americans are deeply optimistic people. They hate negativity. The woke view of American history as a series of evils for which they must eternally apologise is utterly abhorrent to them. They believe in moving forward together, not endlessly obsessing about the past. 10. America is a country whose founding story is one of resistance to government overreach. They loathe unnecessary restrictions, regulations and control. They understand that freedom comes with the price of self-reliance and they pay it gladly.
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For a great analogy to today's IT problem:
Here's an analogy to make the situation easier to comprehend.
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Adam Hayman retweeted
I will never tire of watching this clip of a pigeon rocking out with a street musician
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