Big-Government Web Site. Loves long walks down hospital corridors, anthrax and other progressive causes. Curing Tea-Party ignorance 140 characters at a time.
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19 Jan 2022
Why yes, they did put us in charge of the website. After all, we were so experienced from the last one. Why do you ask?
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4 Feb 2020
"You end up with the ObamaCare website" works, too.
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4 Feb 2020
Just kidding. Seriously, we didn't think it was possible to screw up more than we did. Thanks, team! It's a new record!
4 Feb 2020
Why, yes, we were in charge of developing the app for the Iowa caucuses. Why do you ask?
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4 Feb 2020
Why, yes, we were in charge of developing the app for the Iowa caucuses. Why do you ask?
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22 Jan 2019
Our web site is "full of glitches" only in the sense that the universe is full of subatomic particles.
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20 Oct 2018
Honestly, hard to feel sorry for anyone stupid enough to put confidential data on our website. Didn't you people see the roll out? #FoolsAndTheirDataAreSoonParted
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22 Jan 2018
For those asking, yes, they did put us in charge of IT for the FBI. Once they figured out we couldn't build a web site, they had to find *something* useful for us to do.
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1 Nov 2017
Absolutely. You men, and others identifying as men, wouldn't want your hysterectomies and mammograms to not be covered! x.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/9…
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8 Aug 2017
We tried it at ten bucks a bug for the web site and it doubled the national debt. x.com/EFF/status/89475428962…
Defense Dept bug bounty chief: “Every department in the United States government needs to have a program like this" politico.com/tipsheets/morni…
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5 Jun 2017
We feel their pain. Take it from us, web sites are hard. x.com/gregorykorte/status/87…
5 Jun 2017
Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders announces launch of smarterskies.gov web site to promote traffic control initiative. Here it is:
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22 May 2017
If we were pushing ObamaCare today, we'd have had Pajama Boy in RompHims instead. Would have been a much more effective pitch.
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7 Mar 2017
YES!!!111! THIS!
How will men GET THEIR MAMMOGRAMS?! x.com/joshtpm/status/8391142…
7 Mar 2017
So everyone understands: 'competition across state lines' means no regulation of health insurance at all. That's what it means.
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20 Feb 2017
Sssshhhhhhhhh...
Anyway, they say that like it's a bad thing. #MedicaidRules x.com/Heritage/status/833694…
20 Feb 2017
New data reveals that Obamacare insures far fewer than 20 Million—most were forced onto Medicaid. bit.ly/2jai7FS
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16 Feb 2017
"Death spiral" is such a harsh phrase. We prefer "gentle glideslope to single payer." x.com/jamesbmeigs/status/832…
16 Feb 2017
#DeathSpiral update: @asymmetricinfo pretty much predicted this on @fixitshow acast.com/howdowefixit/-39-w…
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10 Jan 2017
IDK, seems like it could be good for business. A rare silver lining to a Trump presidency. #MakingSmallpoxGreatAgain x.com/DrLindseyFitz/status/8…
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16 Nov 2016
All this talk about "exposing fake sites" is making us a little nervous here.
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9 Nov 2016
Psssst, don't tell anyone that more than that are dying now because we made insurance unaffordable. x.com/ryanlcooper/status/796…
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