The ice in my teeth keep the Cristal cold.
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24 Feb 2020
Every night, I have 5-10 of the most beautiful women you have ever seen practically beating down my front door, trying to get through. Sometimes, they even try to climb through a window.
And never has even one of them ever escaped.
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"Couple of old blokes, we're the UK GOATs"
Fact check: True.
@PeteandBas @91studiosuk #PeteandBas #CrossCountry #91Shots #HandsomeDexter #OmeletteDuFromage #FactCheck #UKGOATs #FactCheckTrue
youtube.com/watch?v=91cYRcgu…
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Jun 15
I'm glad Trump is hosting UFC Freedom 250 at the White House to celebrate Pride Month.
#UFC @UFC #UFCFreedom250 #Freedom250 #UFCWhiteHouse #PrideMonth @realDonaldTrump @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr
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Jun 15
UFC Freedom 250 is under a rain delay. No surprise. Mother Nature has a well-known liberal bias.
#UFC @UFC #UFCFreedom250 #Freedom250 #raindelay #MotherNature #liberalbias
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Jun 14
I think Mike Brown's kid put money on the Spurs to win.
#SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo @Spurs #MikeBrown #sadface
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Jun 14
2027 NBA Champions: San Antonio Spurs
#SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo @Spurs #NBAChampions #2027NBAChampions #Spurs2027NBAChampions
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Jun 14
MIke Breen says the @NYKnicks are lucky they are only down 12. And after game 4, the @Spurs may be lucky they are only up 12.
#SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #MikeBreen #Knicks #NYKnicks
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Jun 11
Gonna have to add a new clip to the compilation.
#InsidetheNBA #ErnieJohnson @TurnerSportsEJ #SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs @Spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo
youtube.com/watch?v=gJ0mSxbZ…
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Jun 9
Charles Barkley adding to his second hall of fame career.
#InsidetheNBA #CharlesBarkley #SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs @Spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #bigolwomen #CardiDs @iamcardib #CardiB
youtu.be/hdmFqQV7HWo?si=PbVN…
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Jun 9
Hey, the Spurs have their own championship drought. There are people almost 12 years old in San Antonio who have never seen the Spurs win a championship.
@Spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #NBAFinals #Game3 #championshipdrought
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Jun 9
I feel sorry for whoever is sitting behind Jay-Z.
@sc #JayZ #HOV @Spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #NBAFinals #Game3 #afro
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Jun 6
Hey, David Robinson finally aged.
#DavidRobinson #TheAdmiral #SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs @Spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo
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May 31
This year we finally get Inside the NBA during the finals - Charles Barkley in San Antonio?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! Yes, please and thank you!!!!!!!!!
#InsidetheNBA #CharlesBarkley #SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs @Spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #bigolwomen
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May 29
The Oklahoma City Thunder in game 6 are the exact opposite of Pete and Bas: All they do is miss.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZK_pAlsL…
@PeteandBas @okcthunder @Spurs @91studiosuk #PeteandBas #TopDown #91Shots #HandsomeDexter #OmeletteDuFromage #Spurs #GoSpursGo #Thunder
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