The ice in my teeth keep the Cristal cold.

Joined May 2010
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24 Feb 2020
Every night, I have 5-10 of the most beautiful women you have ever seen practically beating down my front door, trying to get through. Sometimes, they even try to climb through a window. And never has even one of them ever escaped.
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I'm glad Trump is hosting UFC Freedom 250 at the White House to celebrate Pride Month. #UFC @UFC #UFCFreedom250 #Freedom250 #UFCWhiteHouse #PrideMonth @realDonaldTrump @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr
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UFC Freedom 250 is under a rain delay. No surprise. Mother Nature has a well-known liberal bias. #UFC @UFC #UFCFreedom250 #Freedom250 #raindelay #MotherNature #liberalbias
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I think Mike Brown's kid put money on the Spurs to win. #SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo @Spurs #MikeBrown #sadface
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MIke Breen says the @NYKnicks are lucky they are only down 12. And after game 4, the @Spurs may be lucky they are only up 12. #SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #MikeBreen #Knicks #NYKnicks
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Hey, the Spurs have their own championship drought. There are people almost 12 years old in San Antonio who have never seen the Spurs win a championship. @Spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #NBAFinals #Game3 #championshipdrought
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I feel sorry for whoever is sitting behind Jay-Z. @sc #JayZ #HOV @Spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #NBAFinals #Game3 #afro
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This year we finally get Inside the NBA during the finals - Charles Barkley in San Antonio?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! Yes, please and thank you!!!!!!!!! #InsidetheNBA #CharlesBarkley #SanAntonio #SanAntonioSpurs @Spurs #Spurs #GoSpursGo #bigolwomen
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