Alive, Chelsea💙

Joined June 2018
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A club who’s captain is on the verge of leaving cos the club is irreparable, A club who got replaced by Sunderland in European tournaments, a club that will have to wear a JERSEY without sponsor cos they’ve lost their glory as a team is trolling ARSENAL?? WONDERS SHALLNEVER END.
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El Capitan.
Quietly going about his business. 💼 #CFC | #CHETOT
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So because he removed the flag while it’s raining, he is automatically qualified for a job, see the people that are fighting for a better Nigeria.
Federal government should find this guys and give him automatic employment He’s such a patriotic Corper 💯 Please help me tag minister of interior to see this
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These threats can not be more than because of Nigeria’s next election, Trump can’t be eyeing something even the Nigerian Government can’t get a hold of.
Trump is quietly eying Nigeria’s oil.
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Jericho retweeted
engineering is the highest form of art
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So Britain suddenly woke up one morning and decided that slavery was bad.
Africans were selling fellow Africans as slaves to Arab slave traders for CENTURIES before the first Europeans ever showed up. And when Britain banned the slave trade they got angry that their trade was being thwarted and refused to stop slave trading.
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Every other female species understands that their fundamental role is reproduction except humans.
—Only female bees produce honey-male bees only mate with the queen, they don’t work, they don’t defend the hive. Their only role is to mate. —Only female ants make up the colony-Males exist mainly to mate with queens during nuptial flight and they die shortly after. The entire colony (workers, soldiers) are female. —Only female plants produce fruits-Male plants only produce pollen. Female plants produce the actual fruit —Only female spiders sometimes survive after mating-Males mainly exist to find and mate with females. Sometimes they even get eaten after mating. Every other male species are inferior but somehow human males think nature made them superior.
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Omo, it’s time they do something about this two years rent, the economy is already hard enough to afford one year payment with all the excessive extra charges and now they all want two years and agents love it because they’re getting double agent fee.
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If trading forex is profitable then sports betting is also profitable.
If trading forex was that profitable, no one will allow you do it without a license. Or can you buy crude oil without a license? The game in forex is to attract fresh meat via "forex training" or "guaranteed returns" Trading forex with N250,000? laughable
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What would you have done if you were her, jump in ?
During a flood in Columbia, this woman continued chatting with her friend on FaceTime instead of helping the people being swept away by the floodwater in front of her house
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We were not created from nothing and I have a theory that there are people who know the truth.
That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."
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Football money is temporary. -Victor Oshimhen
He conquered Africa, winning the Nations Cup. He stood on the world stage at the World Cup. He wore the jerseys of top European clubs and some of Nigeria’s biggest teams. Today, life has taken a new turn he now thrives as a refrigeration engineer. Off the pitch, he is a proud husband to two wives and a father of six.
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This account likes to talk bad about blueco, every single thing going wrong in kendry’s live is majorly due to his actions, he fucked his career that hasn’t even started and lost a lot of development time, he came to Europe unprepared.
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Don’t think I’d get as much beating for throwing away ingredients as I’d get for throwing away a pot of food.
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if abortion is murder, then every time you ejaculate into a tissue, you're committing mass genocide. let's be consistent
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This clubs keeps fucking with my mental health.

ALT mad snoring GIF

Club statement: Enzo Maresca.
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Second manager to resign in 3 years, fuck this club mehn.
🚨💣 BREAKING: Chelsea and Enzo Maresca agree to part company with immediate effect. It’s OVER. Official statement to follow but all done after tension growing last 24/48h. Chelsea will now start working on new manager appointment. 🔵🔜
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24 Dec 2025
You Dey whine abdul ?
“The food will be shared in alphabetical order” Amos:
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15 Dec 2025
Mr “I’m here to help Palmer” that can’t even help himself.
Joao Pedro in Gusto's position, he go first do 360 turn... Joga gbanito uno
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15 Dec 2025
You’re talking about people that can’t tell the difference between sexual attraction and love ?
They’re young men who gave their all in the process of loving someone properly. Something most of you are not capable of atm.
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Jericho retweeted
Breaking! Michail Antonio is training with @LCFC
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