Comedian, writer, cartoonist. One bean of @beansaladpod INSTA henrypaker Voice rep: anthearepresents.com
Joined October 2009
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Henry Paker retweeted
21 Jul 2025
TEN YEARS OF BEEF
Today's new episode marks ten years since the first episode of Beef and Dairy Network was released.
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Henry Paker retweeted
22 May 2025
My newest child, DEXTER PROCTER: THE 10-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR, is out today in paperback, complete with brilliant illustrations by Mr @HenryPaker. I'm obviously biased, but I think it's a very funny book for the children in your lives š©ŗ penguin.co.uk/books/458753/dā¦
ALT A blue book on a wooden table. DEXTER PROCTER THE 10-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR by Adam Kay, illustrated by Henry Paker. It features a picture of a child holding a stethoscope in a medical ward covered with toys and quotes "Hilarious" from The Guardian and "Original, Disgusting and Very Funny!" from Jacqueline Wilson.
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Henry Paker retweeted
25 Mar 2025
'WTAWTAW: The Purgatory Season' is here!!!!
And we're kicking things off with the dynamic duo that is John Robins @nomadicrevery and @HenryPaker
OUT NOW š
listen.sonymusic-podcasts.liā¦
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27 Mar 2025
Dare we dreamā¦?
27 Mar 2025
Three Bean Salad: The LEGO Set! š« Vote now to make this an official product!
ideas.lego.com/projects/e899ā¦
If it reaches 10,000 votes it will be considered! As a pod superfan I've been working on this for a while - I hope you like it!
#threebeansalad #lego
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Henry Paker retweeted
25 Mar 2025
On the B&DN feed today, an episode of JUMANJI: CWS.
In today's episode the poet Michael Banyan interviews the actors Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay about whether he could, would and should have been in Jumanji.
Featuring @HenryPaker and @atomcrowley
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Henry Paker retweeted
19 Mar 2025
Hello! I've made a short film, Daddy Superior, which stars @mrmikewozniak @CallMeCantrill and @sammytdobson and I'm screening it at @chaptertweets in Cardiff on Sunday at 2.30pm along with some other great short films. Tickets Ā£5 - come come come! chapter.org/whats-on/spring-ā¦
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Henry Paker retweeted
13 Mar 2025
Itās publication day! Little Badman and the Game of Nightmares is officially on the shelves. Whoop Whoop! @HumzaProduction @DhannyJoshi @BigDealFilms @Bitskoff @PuffinBooks
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Henry Paker retweeted
25 Feb 2025
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16 Jan 2025
Remember, remember, the 15th of January, when this podcast about Guy Fawkes was released.
15 Jan 2025
Three Bean Salad: infecting your ears with knowledge (as opposed to viruses or mushrooms and such). podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcasā¦
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30 Dec 2024
Betwixtmas can be a confusing time, so letās talk about rats
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Henry Paker retweeted
23 Dec 2024
As Beefhead nears, a new episode of B&DN rises like sparrows from a basket.
We look back over the big news stories of 2024.
Featuring
@jess_ransom
Michael Clarke
@georgefouracres
@LinneaSage
@HenryPaker
@mrmikewozniak
and writing by @HelenRPrice
maximumfun.org/episodes/beefā¦
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Henry Paker retweeted
17 Dec 2024
Pop into your local bookshop/website to give a 7-12 year old in your life the gift of Dexter Procter The 10-Year-Old Doctor by me and @HenryPaker. Last orders on Amazon 19th December. amazon.co.uk/Dexter-Procter-ā¦
ALT A three-panel cartoon starring Dexter Procter. May your Christmas be full of... Time with your friends and family A massive present list (My body weight in chocolate - about eight bars, Sparkly stethoscope, Plenty of books - ideally none by Adam Kay) And not too many brussels sprouts
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Henry Paker retweeted
18 Nov 2024
New episode out today!
The Lord is your shepherd? Not at St Catherine's in Bromley he isn't.
Featuring:
@matthewcrosby as Rev Hillary Block āŖ
Tom Burgess as Father Simon Featherby āļø
@mmaarrow as the Bibleš
@LinneaSage as the voice of Mitchell's šŗšø
maximumfun.org/episodes/beefā¦
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Henry Paker retweeted
30 Oct 2024
The best thing about making @beefanddairy is getting the work with lots of different brilliant people.
In 2020 @NatashaHodgson wrote The Sink and it's one of my favourite podcasts of all time. So I could think of no one better to ask to write a special halloween ep.
30 Oct 2024
New episode out today!
Someone's at the door.
Featuring:
@NatashaHodgson
@5tevieM
@ThatGledhill
@danielrigby
Written by @NatashaHodgson
Editing and sound design by @SoundOfAGoddard
Artwork by @atomcrowley
maximumfun.org/episodes/beefā¦
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16 Oct 2024
BEAN ATTACK !!!
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Henry Paker retweeted
10 Oct 2024
Something free and genuinely useful you could do this World Mental Health Day is to share this information. You never know who might desperately need to see it. #NoMindLeftBehind @MindCharity
ALT Reach out this World Mental Health Day. MIND: 0300 102 1234 SAMARITANS: 116 123 CAMPAIGN AGAINST LIVING MISERABLY: 0800 58 58 58 For Wales CALL: 0800 123 737 Under 25 THE MIX: Text THEMIX to 85258
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Henry Paker retweeted
9 Oct 2024
Grand, majestic, full of guts and wonders. Show notes:
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3 Oct 2024
JUST BEAN IT.
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1 Oct 2024
So proud @amateuradam and I won Best Picture Book last night for Amy Gets Eaten @theweekjunior book awards ! A great night with great fellow nominees ! (I ate a piece of sweetcorn at the beginning of the night to internally recreate our epic tale, possibly why we won) š š½ š©
1 Oct 2024
In a triumph for books about a piece of sweetcorn passing through a childās digestive tract, AMY GETS EATEN nabs Picture Book of the Year at @theweekjunior book awards. A joyous evening celebrating the importance of books (& poo). Congrats to all the brilliant shortlisted books!
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30 Sep 2024
Add pasta to a pan of lukewarm water, leave it for 1.5 hours, then throw it away.
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