no post only comment. @HeyThereItsEric@mas.to
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My wife decided to mail our child to me like they did in 1913!
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Jesus has second thoughts about bungee jumping
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Ah, yes, nothing says luxury like a chauffeur who says “Oh shit you take over!” Before careening into into a bridge abutment
Full Self Driving Supervised drives like the best chauffeur imaginable
Try it yourself at a nearby Tesla location
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Parade O’ Crap™ retweeted
Jun 3
I assume that all commissioned officers in the Armed Forces of the United States are honorable people in whom the president rightly reposes special trust and confidence. Unless they indicate by their actions that they are not.
Jun 3
I’ve seen the people you laud as “officers and gentlemen”
I’ll pass.
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I consider this an unabashed win for the Billionaire Tax
Peter Thiel is expanding his operation to Argentina (via Milei) and specifically avoiding California’s proposed billionaire tax. The idea that he’s abandoning his American operations is dumb.
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Dad, I’m sorry for the deception. What we’re all really here for is talk about your drinking.
Apr 24
American gun manufacturer CheyTac USA introduces a new bolt-action sniper rifle, the CheyTac Intervention.
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Strange thing is, the shorter the ruler, the longer the coastlines get
Apr 23
The isles of Lewis and Harris are pretty small in a wider European context. However, if you were to stretch their coastlines to the fullest extent they would stretch from Calais to Monaco, then back again to Paris.
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No… no, wait… I can still hear vomiting
Apr 16
raw milk ppl real quiet lately
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I would have a confederate drop off an empty TV box for me. I’d grab it, attempt to stuff it into my car like this, and then, when I’ve got a crowd, stomp on it, fold it in half, and stuff it into my truck.
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My wife decided to mail our child to me like they did in 1913!
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So, uh, did something happen with video gaming today? I’m not seeing anything on my timeline.
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New anti-pickpocketing tactic just dropped!
Mar 4
OMG I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN NYC AND THIS GUY THOUGHT MY WALLET WAS IN MY JACKET POCKET SO HE TRIED TO ROB ME AND HE PUT HIS HAND IN MY POCKET AND GRABBED MY FUCKING PAD AND STARTED RUNNINH I WONDER HOW THAT
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I’ll always defend that movie.
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3 Oct 2023
Took less than 20 seconds for my like to disappear from this thread.
29 Jun 2023
In today's #vatniksoup, I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk (@elonmusk). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives.
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28 Sep 2023
Your last saved image is your ideology.
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