Life’s short, stunt on em-- houston sports

Joined August 2012
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Replying to @Stuckey2
Can't help you man. I thought the USA had the blue uniforms. I was rooting for the wrong team for the first 7 minutes.
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What are some practical things to buy a dude for a house warming gift? He won’t make an Amazon list πŸ˜‚ smh
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Yordan Alvarez is on pace for 18 home runs and 54 RBI tonight
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Yordan Alvarez in the 1st inning: 2 HR, 6 RBI The @Astros win a high-scoring game!
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Yordan Alvarez did what now?
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Bogo meals today thru the 14th on the Moes app! Hell of a deal
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RT @worstmichael: unfollowed longtime mutual because they posted a picture from the savannah bananas game in milwaukee. You have to draw th…
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Update: i did not make it for the last day of the bender. I had to uber home around 3 to meet my friends back out at 8. I didn’t go back out 8. Or now. Or later. I’m staying right here 🫩🫩🫩🫩 it was real Nashville!!
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At wallens bar and Hardy showed up!!!!!
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There was a rumor Morgan wallen was gonna be at his bar today, and the line is wrapped around the block. The bartender just told me Morgan isn’t legally allowed in a bar until Dec so he isn’t coming. Lmaooo that’s so aggressive to be banned from your own bar. 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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And the last day called for cowgirl Barbie!! This 5 day bender continues 🫩😭😣
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I’ve eaten Taco Bell at this hour every day since Wednesday. Same cashier
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actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good
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They just ID every girl in this bar except for me!! Literally wall to wall lmao ?? I said oh i must look old ???? Tf
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YORDAN GRAND SLAM πŸ’₯ (via @astros)

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Day whatever this is 🀠🫩
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And when i die bury me n this!!!
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Kevin Durant was seen leaving Nobu Malibu with an unidentified woman. ​Durant reportedly hid behind a bush to avoid the paparazzi taking pictures before they both got into the same car and drove off. 😭 (via @DailyMail)
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And not a single person around me was vibin w me 🀣
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It was absolutely insane
FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE REUNITE AT CMA FEST NIGHT 1 INTRODUCED BY THE LEGENDARY BRUCE BUFFER #FGL #CMAFEST
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