Lifeβs short, stunt on em-- houston sports
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Jun 13
Can't help you man. I thought the USA had the blue uniforms. I was rooting for the wrong team for the first 7 minutes.
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What are some practical things to buy a dude for a house warming gift? He wonβt make an Amazon list π smh
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Jun 13
Yordan Alvarez is on pace for 18 home runs and 54 RBI tonight
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Yordan Alvarez in the 1st inning: 2 HR, 6 RBI
The @Astros win a high-scoring game!
ALT Final Score Graphic, 6/12/26 Houston Astros 10 (32-39), Kansas City Royals 8 (28-42) Pictured: Yordan Alvarez rounds the bases after hitting the first of his two home runs on Friday night. He is wearing a gray Houston Astros jersey and a dark blue batting helmet.
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Jun 8
RT @worstmichael: unfollowed longtime mutual because they posted a picture from the savannah bananas game in milwaukee. You have to draw thβ¦
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Jun 8
Update: i did not make it for the last day of the bender. I had to uber home around 3 to meet my friends back out at 8. I didnβt go back out 8. Or now. Or later. Iβm staying right here π«©π«©π«©π«© it was real Nashville!!
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Jun 7
There was a rumor Morgan wallen was gonna be at his bar today, and the line is wrapped around the block. The bartender just told me Morgan isnβt legally allowed in a bar until Dec so he isnβt coming. Lmaooo thatβs so aggressive to be banned from your own bar. π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Jun 7
And the last day called for cowgirl Barbie!! This 5 day bender continues π«©ππ£
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Jun 7
Iβve eaten Taco Bell at this hour every day since Wednesday. Same cashier
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Jun 6
actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good
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Jun 7
They just ID every girl in this bar except for me!! Literally wall to wall lmao ?? I said oh i must look old ???? Tf
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Kevin Durant was seen leaving Nobu Malibu with an unidentified woman.
βDurant reportedly hid behind a bush to avoid the paparazzi taking pictures before they both got into the same car and drove off. π
(via @DailyMail)
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